Where you bring an older lady along with you on a potentially-problematic endeavor, so that any observers will feel less concerned/suspicious.distrustful of you and what you are wanting to accomplish. P.S.: This strategy **always** works --- no exceptions.
I first discovered the grandmother approach --- and how wonderfully effective it is for "opening doors" --- merely by accident at age 15, when Mother and I went to meet one of my favorite radio-announcers "after hours" ; the announcer had kindly agreed to come down the elevator and meet me outside during her break, and so my mother and I had gone to wait outside the front doors of the building. A burly security-guard or maintenance-man subsequently happened by and pleasantly asked if he could help us; we explained that we were waiting for my announcer-friend to come and say hello to us. Without hesitation, he said, "Well, there's no need for you to have to wait outdoors here; I can let you in and you can go up to the studio to wait." I am sure, however, that if I had just been there by myself, the employee would not have felt nearly so confident or trusting of me that he would have actually just allowed me to effortlessly "waltz right in" like that; I realized that it was my super-respectable-looking mother's presence that had caused the man to "automatically" figure that "we were okay". I have employed this "bringing an older lady along" strategy several times in subsequent years whenever I have been concerned about possible negativity/suspicion from others regading something I'd wanted to do, and it has ALWAYS succeeded --- people everywhere feel an automatic compulsion to respect an older lady, plus of course they would not want to behave disagreeably in front of her.
by QuacksO February 21, 2019
Get the grandmother approachmug. 
Get the 5X-grandmothermug. Due to the frequent beatings that old school Catholic grandmothers bestow upon naughty children, they have worked up quite the wrist strength. This strength can come into play in a whole host of different situations, from grinding pine nuts for pesto to gesticulating out of windows above the village piazza. Luckily enough for the adolescent Italian prospective heart throb, visiting the grandparent's on a spring time Sunday in Sienna does not stir the same deep dread that swells within English children. Namely because they don't get wanked off with anywhere near the same vigor.
(Enter a young man who has just returned from a cinema date with a beauty)
Friend: Hey, how was the film? Get anymore than a kiss?
Proud young man with empty empty balls: Hell yeah I did, got given a mean Italian Grandmother throughout all of Bridesmaids 2...
Friend: Hey, how was the film? Get anymore than a kiss?
Proud young man with empty empty balls: Hell yeah I did, got given a mean Italian Grandmother throughout all of Bridesmaids 2...
by Italian Grandmother May 21, 2016
Get the italian grandmothermug. ‘Do you remember how frigid my bitch used to be? Well last night she let me take her up the chocolate factory!’
‘Well, shit in my grandmothers mouth!! What a ho she is!’
‘Well, shit in my grandmothers mouth!! What a ho she is!’
by Moistcurtains81 June 21, 2024
Get the Shit in my grandmothers mouthmug. grandmothers string is a magical invisible string that gives you the uncanny ability to randomly develop skills that give you the capability to skateboard, no sorry ROCKboard down the sides of waterfalls and jagged rocks, it also helps ytou find your way to a singing boy, baracaded in a cave inside of goblinland
by OMG YAY May 4, 2008
Get the grandmothers stringmug. step-great-grandmother.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
Get the step-great-grandmothermug. 