Girvert

A female pervert.

Guy: Hey baby wha'd you wanna do tonight?

Girvert: I was thinking I could deep throat your cock and balls while swallowing your cum.

Guy: Umm okay I'll pick you up at 8.

by MikeMateo August 10, 2010

gilbert syndrome

Condition in which sufferers develop an over inflated ego, thinking they are the best at everything. Also their sense of humour fails, meaning they think everything is funny, no matter how pathetic or juvenile.

"Be careful hes got gilbert syndrome"

by dgccfc April 19, 2005

Lousy Gilbert

anytime your hittin it doggystyle and the smell of the females anus floats up to your nose.

I was having the best sex of my life last night until i was Lousy Gilberted.

by gilbertsgrape1 August 20, 2006

Gilberto

A sexy mother fucker who makes girls wet,normally has sex twice a month and is a jerk sometimes,He makes girls have love at first sight.Gilberto is the kind of guy who ownes a vape,juul or suorin.Gilbertos are vapegods and very hot.

Damn did u see the sexy motherfucker of Gilberto hit that fat rip from his juul.I love gilberto

by SWEEYDADDYS May 7, 2018

gilbert blythe

the sweetest and cutest boy you could meet. he is also smart, strong, hardworking, willing to help at all times, brave, and accepting of everyone and everything. When he likes you, he’ll try to always get your attention, offer you fruits from his orchard, stare at you a lot with a sweet smile, open doors for you, save you from bullies. He’s the type who will purposely let you win in spelling contests, then gives you a dictionary for Christmas. He is very sassy and funny. He has the most precious smile, that will just melt your heart.

Gilbert Blythe is all I can think about.

by Shmart dude August 8, 2018

Amazing Gilbert

When you take a Filthy Shit in your hand and then immediately jam the monstrous turd directly back up your ass-hole

Amazing Gilbert shit in his hand and fucking jammed it back up his ass!!! It was fucking amazing!!!

by Dirty-Tron June 28, 2010

Gilberta

Ancient Chinese name derived from Gilb; meaning lucky monk. It is known that she who carries this sacred name will rich in health, wealth and happiness - basically always be living her best life.

Person 1: "yo bruh, haven't seen you in decades, you good nigga?"

Person 2: "named my daughter Gilberta and life's been gucci! She hooked up with this gangsta lil Gilbo and they got giblets. Big ups to the OG (original Gilbert) who started it all"

by Killbert February 18, 2019