by Bobbylovescoke September 1, 2020
Get the Geriatric mug.Guido with the hard G is the Germanic variant of the Italian version. A Germanic Guido is usually from Europe and will most likely never set foot on American soil due to the fact that the Italian version is a complete disaster there. The Germanic Guido has a dark sense of humor and is mostly considered insane, although accepted by most as an okay person.
Germanic Guido being defined:
Person 1: Did you see how Guido blew up his desk with a stash of fireworks?
Person 2: Yea, they should lock him up or something.
Person 1: Ah well, at least he's the Germanic variant.
Person 1: Did you see how Guido blew up his desk with a stash of fireworks?
Person 2: Yea, they should lock him up or something.
Person 1: Ah well, at least he's the Germanic variant.
by Imanisu March 4, 2022
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A guy generally named Matt who originates from California and dates a Jersey Girl who lives in either Austin or Sarasota
by Championuu June 4, 2022
Get the Geriatric Hoe mug.A dog who knowingly attempts murder of a geriatric dog by utilizing “play” as their weapon of choice.
Did you hear Merlin went to the neighbors today and tried to murder Pepper?
-Sam
No, but I could tell that puppy seemed geriatricidal.
-Rachel
-Sam
No, but I could tell that puppy seemed geriatricidal.
-Rachel
by MarkTheWise December 10, 2022
Get the geriatricidal mug.Geriatric Gen-Xers are a specific subsection of Gen-Xers. They typically drive crossover SUVs and lifted pickup with Salt Life, Punisher, Calvin urinating on the competition Logo vehicle or Life Laugh Love stickers on the back windows.
These folks will still have a Tasmanian Devil or Tweety Bird tattoo somewhere on their body. They were the first adopters of the Farmhouse esthetic . They joke about not being like their boomer parents but they’re worse in someways.
They’re usually bigoted than their Millennial counterparts, don’t believe in vaccines or climate change, and are mostly also the parents of Gen Z children.
Geriatric Gen-Xers typically do not comprehend the causes that younger generations about. Geriatric Gen-Xers also have a tendency to "stand their ground” and act like everybody else is wrong and they’re always right.
These folks will still have a Tasmanian Devil or Tweety Bird tattoo somewhere on their body. They were the first adopters of the Farmhouse esthetic . They joke about not being like their boomer parents but they’re worse in someways.
They’re usually bigoted than their Millennial counterparts, don’t believe in vaccines or climate change, and are mostly also the parents of Gen Z children.
Geriatric Gen-Xers typically do not comprehend the causes that younger generations about. Geriatric Gen-Xers also have a tendency to "stand their ground” and act like everybody else is wrong and they’re always right.
“Look at Uncle Donnie, that Geriatric Gen-Xer posting about how he was a latch key kid again, bragging about all the Nintendo’s his parents could afford because their mortgage was paid off by the time he was 10.”
by LilyDeflower March 24, 2023
Get the Geriatric Gen-Xer mug.That old dude is doing well with that drunk girl. She's going be be getting some geriatdick tonight!
by Sir To You August 15, 2023
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