I can’t believe how long it’s taking, I just can’t conce…focus (concefocus)
-Katie
Maybe 5mg is a bit much for you
-MarkTheWise
-Katie
Maybe 5mg is a bit much for you
-MarkTheWise
by MarkTheWise December 10, 2022
A dog who knowingly attempts murder of a geriatric dog by utilizing “play” as their weapon of choice.
Did you hear Merlin went to the neighbors today and tried to murder Pepper?
-Sam
No, but I could tell that puppy seemed geriatricidal.
-Rachel
-Sam
No, but I could tell that puppy seemed geriatricidal.
-Rachel
by MarkTheWise December 11, 2022
A gun, which fires bolts (not arrows), and is commonly and inaccurately referred to as a crossbow. Since the boltgun is not a bow, and relies on mechanical means to hold back the string, it is a misnomer to refer to it as a “bow” in any context.
“I’m just going to use a crossbow during archery, since they allow that in Wisconsin.”
-the fool
“That is not archery. It’s called a boltgun, you fool, and it was built for the elderly and handicapped.”
-the wise man
-the fool
“That is not archery. It’s called a boltgun, you fool, and it was built for the elderly and handicapped.”
-the wise man
by MarkTheWise November 11, 2022