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Fuck-house

An entertainment establishment, usually found in Poland. A cross between a strip-club and a brothel.
Polish Taxi: Okay, where do you want to go?
Jason: A strip-club, please.
Polish Taxi: Strip-club? What is strip-club?
Jason: You know, a strip-club - girls dancing, taking their clothes off...
Polish Taxi: Ahh! You mean FUCK-HOUSE.
Jason: Uhh, no, not a fuck-house.
Polish Taxi: Yessss, you mean fuck-house, I take you to goooooood fuck-house.
Ben: Bear.
by Alan Quartermain June 2, 2004
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grandpa fucknose

The old bastard in front of you with his left turn signal on who then turns right.
If grandpa fucknose doesnt step on the gas I am going to scream.
by alan January 22, 2004
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Village Fuckhole

Much like the village idiot, she should be ridiculed and fucked mercilessly. By everyone. And everyone's farm animals. Not known for her discriminating taste, if you have banged such a creature, you should watch for signs of your wiener rotting. Or erupting into volcanic pustules, sores, boils, shedding skin (and by shedding, I mean molting), and gangrene.

Should be avoided at all costs unless you are in close proximity to a Hazmat suit.
Holy crow....you really fucked her?! Your dad and grandpa and brother and mom and cousin and sheep and that neighbor guy that calls himself Miguel the Excellent already dipped their wicks! You know we call her the Village Fuckhole for a reason, don't you? Retard.

If you haven't contracted ghonaherpasiphalaids yet, you will.

BYE!
by Magsymae June 16, 2010
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Alligator fuck house

Three or more individuals involved in sex acts in water of at least ankle depth.
"We were in the hot tub and things got crazy and the whole place turned into a goddam ALLIGATOR FUCK HOUSE"
by Eddies April 26, 2006
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fuckhole

fuckhole one who is a fuck and an asshole more vulgar and more offensive when calling someone an asshole is just not enough or want do
my neighbor turned his pack of dogs loose in my yard to shit and he refuses to clean it up what a fuckhole
by littlejimmie May 15, 2019
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Fuckhole

Either a literal hole for fucking, such as a pussy, or a derogative term implying that a person is giant waste of flesh, at best a life-support system for their fuckhole.

See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hair pie, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, parking spot, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni
by T. J. October 30, 2003
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fuckholed

When you get the short end of the stick, cheated on a deal that you made, or ripped off.
As equal business partners Michelle and Lucy should have split the money; however, Lucy was fuckholed when she only received 35%!
by artist101 October 15, 2008
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