Nairobi Freeway

The Long Beach Freeway, to local cops. A racist reference to the "African" perps who drive it from South Central to Long Beach, California.

The cops said the guy they arrested came down the Nairobi Freeway to knock over a chicken restaurant.

by octopod June 21, 2004

Parking on the freeway

The last little bit of urine you can't shake out or squeeze out, until you've got your pants on then it releases to leave a wet patch upon your trousers.

*Bob goes to toilet*
*Bob returns with small circular wet patch in the groin area on trousers*

Steve: "Bobs got parking on the freeway"

by Mmmmmuffins December 16, 2010

half mile freeway

What a woman calls the experience she has with a man or men when she has a great ride with a well endowed, large or long gifted man, whom she can get on and off quickly.

She sure likes that half mile freeway…

by Observer 777 August 25, 2021

paving the furry freeway

when a guy with a big ass cock lays a thick layer of pearly white cum onto another mans taint/choda

"im headed on over to steven lloyds to pave his furry freeway"

by corey adams June 9, 2004

a freeway

freedom for americans and freedome for mexicans!

wall (or fence) won't work. build a freeway on USA/mexico border. re-route all LA diesel trucks on southern border freeway. Up the speed limit to 100 MPH remove fuel tax on gas stations on border freeway.

freedom for americans & mexicans for what mexican fool would cross such a road! mexicans will build their own cuntry and be free! NO

by itichie_nocanpo July 4, 2006

Ukrainian Freeway

The act of shoving 4 or more penis' into a woman's vagina and 4 or more penis' into her asshole at the same time so that her gooch tears open.

Damn, we have Kate a Ukrainian Freeway last night and boy did her gosh tear open, we got her vag juice all over us!

by mr. Iamsodamnsick January 23, 2013

Chinese Freeway

A three-way (MMF) performed in the front seats off a moving car. The female participant lays across both the driver and passenger seats and receives both the driver and passenger (orally and presumeably vaginally) at the same time. The name derives from the fact that only someone of short stature (such as a Chinese person) could successfully pull this maneuver off without knocking out a window.

"Did you hear about Dee, Charlie, and Abraham? They got a wreckless driving ticket for having a Chinese Freeway on the Dallas North Tollway!"

by Noah the Red March 9, 2015