Frap

Crapping while fapping

He watched a porn while on the toilet and frapped

by MicTheLawl June 11, 2014

Frap

Frap is to masturbate. It is the word Americans should be using after they stopped using jerking off so much and started using the quite erroneous fap. They are unlikely to do this however as they seem to have a lot of trouble spelling many English words.
Frapping was originally the way in which a rope is tied to some logs or oil drums, for example, to make a raft in watermanship.
Frapping was first used to mean masturbation on a British army assault pioneer course circa 1991. I know I was there.

"Stop frapping your privates private and get frapping that rope to that oil drum"

"Stop saying 'fap' you American idiots what you really mean is frap"

by Airtrooper November 2, 2009

Frap

A Frap = To have a wank
To have a five knuckle truffle shuffle

Can't come to the pub mate gonna have a frap.

I had 5 fraps today.

Morning Frap.

by Alfie_G October 7, 2005

frap

1.The act of tying a rope around the center of a lashing
2. Exclamation to be used in place of crap

What the frap!
I done frapped that lashing good...

by Mark Warner June 5, 2005

frap

When you fart and a little crap comes out!

I tried to fart but, I really shit in my pants. I frapped.

by Johnnylove January 1, 2006

frap

buggered it up; broke it

Jay!; jeez, now you've frapped it, you beanhole

by donthebeagle January 11, 2010

frap

To fart and crap simultaneously.

Stop frapping in the hallway..

by NotARapist April 24, 2005