fousting

Also: Usually .01 grams of crack or less. A German unit of measure equal to enough to field test and enough to turn in as evidence.

Officer D: "Hey can you field test some drugs for me?"
Officer G: "Sure! What did you get?"
Officer D: "Here check it out."

Officer G: "HOLY CRAP! Where is it?"
Officer D: "I know, I know, this guy just tried to eat a big rock, so all I could get on him was this fousting of crack."
Officer G: "Sounds like your suspect just got fousted!"

by Satin Latin June 19, 2010

Shrimp-fisting

Shrimp-fisting is simply the insertion of one's entire foot into a vagina or asshole.

She gasped in amazement when Jill told her that she really enjoying shrimp-fisting her girlfriend.

by Sluice July 23, 2010

Hobo Footing

To find a homeless person, amputate their foot, and use it to sexually stimulate a woman.

'...I remember with fondness the frolics of my youth. The summer weekends of 1928 were particularly ranmbunctious, as myself and my good friend Archibald would get skagged up the early evening and and spend the rest of the night Hobo Footing...' - Hemondsworth Bavishay

by H, Steve, James January 19, 2008

Facebook fasting

To refrain from going on facebook for a certain period of time. This often comes after the realization that too much time has been wasted on facebook resulting in real life problems. In the even of a relapse, an individual is said to pull a triple F (see Failed Facebook Fast).

John was spending all his time on facebook instead of working. He had to go facebook fasting for a few days to catch up on his work.

by SAphoto November 25, 2009

Triple fisting

Triple fisting is something you have to do when you are already holding something in each of your hands and someone else hands you something.

Here can you hold my beer for me? Sure. Oh can you hold mine to? you'll have to triple fist it.

"I'm triple fisting Armand"

by funtimes69 May 3, 2009

Bro fisting

Bro fisting is when one male makes a fist to another usually saying good look, power to you or just saying im behind you with what ever. For more power close the eyes and look down while doing it.

I'm bro fisting you over the internet, bro.

by BloodyDali January 21, 2009

Frosting on the cake

Phrase used to describe a woman wearing excess make-up.
Heavily applied make-up including foundation, eyeliner, blush, rouge, and lipstick.

Dude, loved that hostess, but she had a lot of frosting on the cake!

The only problem with cougars is they have way too much frosting on the cake.

by B. Hanback January 26, 2008