5 Dollar Foot Long

What I had in my mouth last night.

Susie had Brad's 5 dollar foot long in her mouth. Brad loved it when Susie bit into the cucumber.

by shaiwitt March 31, 2009

Footlongs on Robyn

The act of purchasing anything with a friend's money.

Robyn:'here's £10, can you get me a drink at the bar?'
*5 minutes later*
Sophie:'I'm hungry, lets go to subway
Meg:'I've got no money'
Sophie:*takes out Robyn's money* 'Footlongs on Robyn?'

by essea January 13, 2008

foot long

When one eats a subway 12 inch and needs to take a dump straight afterwards.

A decription of the size of the crap brewing inside of you.

*wrapping up empty subway wrapper*

Man i gotta go to the toliet to do a foot long now

by The Fonz585 November 16, 2006

My foot-long schlong

A phrase that could be used to convey how massive my dick would be if it existed, I'm jzut saying I would be packing. Forget my height for a while okay

God its basically a third leg
What is
My foot-long schlong
Ha it is, with how long ur legs are

by Deathmaycometomorrow June 25, 2021

Foolong

When you try to type "fooling" but comes out wrong. Often used as a synonym of awesome, funny, silly, etc

"I workship your foolong mind"

"Mah foolong is too big"

"I live in a giant foolong"

"- Hi John, how are you today?
- I'm foolong, thanks for asking"

by kittykat2007 December 19, 2008

Five Dollar Foot Long

The new deal on sandwiches at Subway, or a really bad pornographic movie.

I bought a 12" sub for 5 dollars, and ate it while I masturbated to "Five Dollar Foot Long."

by Eck XC 69 October 31, 2008

footlong9

A person who has 0 braincells. A person who has the most braindead ideas, commonly confused with a "Subway" footlong sandwich.

footlong9 tried to come up with a good argument on the thread, but failed miserably.

by xLJx9494 October 25, 2023