foond

moron, derived from local peebles speak. rachel lumb

wee pete is a fuckin foond

by jo March 31, 2004

Floon

A person who literaly eats out the vagina to the point where it is completly gone

I would floon her dude.

by The flooner February 8, 2015

Foong

Noun. The act of homosexual sexual intercourse.

Verb. To engage in homosexual sex.

Basically, it's "fuck," but fabulous! Not to mention generally cleaner and more sensitive to others.

Origin - Some conservative wannabe faggot went on a homophobic rampage against the California Protection of Marriage Act (the satirical one that bans divorce to save marriage from the straights) and his last name was Foong. So we told him to foong off and turned his name into what he hates. Win.

And don't forget "foongy," for someone with that especially tight ass. Oo baby! Work it~

"I hear Ted Haggard likes a good foonging after smoking crystal meth."

"You can foong me, or I can foong you. All that matters is that we foong loong and hard."

"You're soooo fucking foongy... Gimme some of that sugar, sweetcheeks!"

by Razorpenis February 25, 2010

Fooni

something extremely funny or comical.

Joe: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Steve: Why, Joe?
Joe: To get to the other side!
Steve: *laughs* hahaha, Joe, your so fooni!

by I-am-a-geek September 21, 2008

foonz

to call or leave a message for a group of people at once from your cell phone.

girl #1: where is everyone going out tonight?
girl #2: not sure, might be downtown or just at Jim's
girl #3: cool, i'll foonz everyone later and we'll figure it out...

by simi400 December 13, 2008

foondee

Slang term for ass, buttocks or hind end.

It's colder than a well diggers foondee outside!

by M.J. Anderson December 28, 2005

Fobonics

The use of ebonics by Asians, Koreans in particular. Literally, Fresh-Off-The-Boat-Onics

"What up foo?"
"What up?"

Dude, those guys are totally speaking Fobonics.

by K.puff June 9, 2007