foocheface

Someone who is the personification of hott sex on a bun.

Mikey: Dude that chicka is such a foocheface.
Tia: No Mikey. I am the foocheface.

by Tia Sheridan July 31, 2009

foonce

The muscular tube leading from the external genitals to the cervix of the uterus in women and most female mammals.
Originated from the ancient Australian family, The Bakers.

I just got my foonce waxed.

by Foonce July 9, 2014

Foochie

When something is beyond lame or wack. On some real fuck shit. Sauceless

Guy 1 : Ay invite Kyle over!
Guy 2 : Nah, Kyle "foochie" bro.
Guy 3 : Yea straight foochie, fuck no don't invite him.

by Ranchitup1204 June 10, 2019

FOOCHIE

When you drink to much alcohol that you can't even talk or walk.

Can also be used to refer to someone, that you feel, is not very attractive do to an odor, missing teeth, etc.

I got so Foochie last night I don't even know how I got home.

The girl working at the liquor store is straight foochie.

by MOxNASTY November 8, 2017

fonch

Of or pertaining to a male of lesser manliness

Peter just totally gave up, what a fonch!

by Kenneth March 18, 2003

foochy

Feeling of tiredness where one is neither awake nor asleep. Usually is associated with exhausted hyperactivity.

"Don't ask me questions. I didn't get to sleep at all last night. I'm completely foochy today."

by Jez - The Big Bad November 14, 2004

Faggot Fonch

The act when a guy sticks his dick between his legs (fonch) and lets another guys fuck him.

Doug getting axious, he thinks about letting Edwin give him a Faggot Fonch.

by Insane V April 16, 2004