foocheface Share definition Flag Someone who is the personification of hott sex on a bun. Mikey: Dude that chicka is such a foocheface. Tia: No Mikey. I am the foocheface. foocheface by Tia Sheridan July 31, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the foocheface mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch