Floomism

A pathetic excuse for religion/idealogy. Its main basis revolves around performing homosexual acts such as oral and anal sex on other men. Followers of this idealogy often try to disguise it as a legitimate thing, which is clearly not the truth. Meetings of this group revolve around playing of the games "Who's in my mouth", "Find the pickle", "Soggy Biscuit" and "circle jerk"

At one of their regular Floomism meetings, Nathan and Devin played "Who's in my mouth" in the dark alley behind the Taco Bell

by Bombay Sapphire Ginny December 8, 2010

flooxing

Playing games (usually board games) in a competitive, antagonistic manner. Try too hard to win!

I am always flooxing with Nicolas in backgammon.
I don't like playing card games with Kathrine, she is such a flooxer, thinking and thinking... so annoying!

by magelanos August 23, 2011

Floodie

A "Floodie" is an endearing term for flooded homeowners who reside in areas that have been declared a federal disaster by the US government agency known as FEMA, and in most cases, have been screwed out of receiving any significant flood insurance claim money and/or aid. Most Floodies have been displaced, or are living in houses that have been gutted or remain in disrepair several years after the storm. The term originates from an animated YouTube series about Hurricane Sandy victims known as "The Flooded Adventures of Tony Citizen."

"It's been two years since Sandy, thousands of Floodies are STILL displaced, and all you hear about on the news is Ebola. WTF?" "People who aren't Floodies think we are living rich on government hand outs, but I spent two hundred dollars printing aid applications at Staples and my aid award was three dollars."

by Tony Citizen January 17, 2015

Floop

A really fun word to say

Floop.

by Danielle May 3, 2003

Floop Dance

A dance in which a male human plants their feet, twists in place from left to right, extends both pointer fingers, bends both arms, and moves them in a chopping/ running motion (first right then left; not at the same time), and nods their head. When all steps are done simultaneously, a dance is created that women and Bono can not do (due to their inferior dexterity to men).

Sorry ladies, but i am going to do the Floop Dance to demonstrate my superior dexterity, as a male.

by Nigg-eZY April 29, 2009

Floop Day

Floop Day is a day celebrated as often or as infrequent as one desires. It is preferably a group activity, however, one can celebrate Floop Day alone. Activities for Floop Day include ISketch, long AIM or telephone conversations, silly jokes, and lots of giggling. During Floop Day it is acceptable to act as childish as one pleases and laugh at anything. Personally, I love celebrating Floop Day with my best friend, Matty Ahkbar. Do not hesitate to celebrate Floop Day ASAP, and for days at a time! Remember to always be kind, peaceful, silly, and loving.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. Them other brothers cannot deny...Happy Floop Day.

by everydayshouldbefloopday December 2, 2009

flompitate

To squirm about and fidget.
Other forms: flompitatious, flompitated, flompitates, flompitating

The mental patient had a sudden urge to flompitate upon being released from his straitjacket, so excited was he to be able to have a full range of motion once more.

by the randy disher project December 17, 2010