flop

Something that fails miserably

The Final Fantasy movie was the biggest flop since Battlefield Earth.

by AYB March 13, 2003

Flop-on

Flop-on is the term used when a male is unable to achieve an erection due to excessive alcohol consumption.

Did you hear what Hunter did it last night? He got totally wasted and attempted to fuck this amazingly hot girl but he got his Flop-on....again!

Awh man! I'm sorry. I've got my Flop-on. No action for you tonight.

by McZane November 24, 2010

Flop Cobbler

The person who uses a lighter to melt two plastic pieces of a blown out flip flop and makes it whole again

“Hey pone, I blew out a flip flop”. Don’t worry man I come from a long line of flop cobblers... I got you.

by PoneTone August 10, 2018

Flop Jockey

An ugly girl, who has to ride flacid dicks.

I couldn't get it up, but she tried anyway. What a flop jockey.

by Syd Office Services July 8, 2011

Flop Chain

When a group of friends are going out somewhere and one person decides they cannot go and the rest of the group begins to flop because of that one missing person.

Andrew: Hey you guys still wanna go to the movies?
Jamie: Yeah sure, i'm heading out now.
Dennis: Yeah i can't go, its too late and i have school tomorrow
Jamie: Damnit, i just left the house, yeah i dont feel like going anymore
Andrew: Err...yeah screw it. Its a Flop chain

by RaiDZ July 22, 2011

Flop Around Fish

A non-erect penis while wearing a condom.

Chick 1: Hey lets have sex
Dude 1: Girl, you so ugly you gave me a flop around fish

by Sotaku22 May 16, 2009

flip flop floobity flosby

Date Rape by drugging the target wait for them to become affected and semi-unconscious and thenhave unconsented sex with the victim.

Bill Cosby like the Flip Flop Floobity Flosby.

by wolf_on_the_fold September 1, 2017