ride the lightning

To be executed by electrocution. Most commonly, the electric chair.

"Ole' boy's gonna ride the lighting for killing that man."

And you, Elaine. You'd die, too, and my curse is knowing I'll be there to see it. That's my punishment, you see? My punishment for letting John Coffey ride the lightning. For killing a miracle of God.

by DZ March 15, 2004

Dog Fighting

The act of making two dogs fight each other...sometimes to the death. Fags participate in this ritual and retards are also known to take part.

Dumbass #1:"You see that gangsta over there?"

Dumbass #2: "You men the homie that wears his old lady's skirts when he's not around his boys?"

Dumbass #1: "Fo shizzle, he sets up fighting rings for dogs."

Dumbass #2: "Dog Fighting? What a fag."

by FU1000Times!!! November 8, 2011

fighting words

words used to instigate physical combat

Man 1: Your mother is a cheap whore.
Man 2: Thems fighting words.

by Gabe Moon January 18, 2009

Favorite Fighting Frenchman

"LAFAYTTE!
Im takin' this horse by tge reins making red coats redder with blood stains!
LAFAYTTE!
And im never gonna stop till i make 'em drop and scatter their remains im-
LAFAYTTE!
I go to France for more funds!
LAFAYTTE!
I come back with more guns!...and ships...

"EVERYONE GIVE IT FOR AMERICA'S FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCHMAN!!!"

by x.america_the_hero.x January 5, 2017

fighting water

Beer or other alcoholic beverages that fill the drinker with a passion to engage in fisticuffs with strangers

Two pints of fighting water please barmaid

by gobshite March 5, 2005

lightning mclean

A name for the ship between Jason Grace and Piper McLean in Rick Riordan's series The Heros of Olympus. Jason is a son of Zeus so he has lightning powers, thus providing the "Lightning" part of Lightning McLean. Piper's last name is McLean, adding that to the ship name. Most people prefer the ship name Jasper for this couple, but Lighning McLean is sometimes thought to be a more fun alternative, as it sounds like Lightning McQueen, the main character in the Disney-Pixar movie Cars.

Fangirl: I love the ship Lightning McLean!!!!

by Idkjustsomestuff January 10, 2015

lightning blade

when you have sex with a girld and just before you cum you pull out and instantly thrust it again at the speed of lightning for the killing blow

Hey man how was the date?
Oh it was great although i had to resort to using lightning blade

by Thefunnyguy124 April 22, 2018