flabbergasted

To be surprised, shocked, astounded, horrified, agitated, etc...

1: I'm sorry mom, but I got a 5% on my test......
2: My god! I am flabbergasted

by neko-desu~ October 23, 2009

Flabberblast

An extremely loud, twelve-second, four octave fart that smells for a long time until it embeds itself in the furniture forever.

The Chode ripped a flabberblast! Gross!

by P $ February 15, 2004

flabbergasted

the act of being surprised while farting during sex

timmy: hey!
john: i flabbergasted sasha the other night
timmy: FUCK YEAH

by theamazingass December 21, 2021

flabbergasted

surprised or shocked but also sounds like a fart

who just flabbergasted?

by 572389420394283 July 28, 2011

Flabbergasted

When someone is not just shocked or surprised--but extremly surprised by a situation, verbal responses, etc.

Jan: Man I'm so flabbergasted that I had sex.

by asadmoon October 23, 2008

flabberdoodle

Meaning You love anytype of candy ;D

Boy1: ZOMG! i love flabberdoodle!
Boy2: SAME!

by Tera Uchiha February 27, 2008

Flabbering

The action and/or sound of flapping loose rolls of skin. Often observed with morbidly obese people riding ATV over washboard dirt roads.

I could hear the sweaty flabbering rolls shuffle against themselves as the fat couple celebrated in a festive, jiggly, dance.

by TheKwijibo May 4, 2010