Flarch

Audible farting while having sex.

Silent farting is a slarch.

While riding my boyfriend reverse cowgirl, I flarched.

by mcglade August 15, 2010

flare

The swelling and enlarging of a stallions glands before and during ejaculation.

The stallion's penile glands flared outward as he was ejaculating into the mare.

by Horse freak July 8, 2007

flare

Any unwanted accessory that must be worn by your place of employment.

Just see the movie Office Space

by Mia February 5, 2004

Scooter Flare

The scooter flare is when you are on a hill fucking someone on a scooter, then you release your hormones into your loved one and finally after having the lustful moment, you tie him/her to the scooter and kick her down the hill. This shows your appreciation to the relationship.

Tonight was sick, I gave her the amazing scooter flare

by xLiam OSullivan September 8, 2016

flares

The world's best trousers. Ever. Period.

Dude, those are some rad flares. Rock on.

by Weeto November 2, 2003

blargen flargen

The act of blargenning and fargenning

I'm gonna go blargen flargen

by MRukkus May 21, 2010

farce

Means something which is aggravating and annoying, something unpleasant and which has gone wrong.

Like when someone says "what a joke."

Josh: They left without you
Jess: What a f**king farce!

by wetmorewetmore April 8, 2008