Flapjack Fap

using maple syrup, honey or melted butter spread it on the pancake, then wrap it around your dick, and violently masturbate

"Hey babe, what did you do before."
"i flapjack fapped with maple syrup."
"ohh yum, then your dick is my favourite flavour."

by AGREATNESS December 24, 2012

flapjack funbags

A seriously sick pair a breastisis. The kind that hang way down "loose-like" while the bitch is standing up. They flatten out and resemble flap jacks or pancakes when she is laying down. Usually accompanied by stretch marks or moles. Possibly a punjent odor usually due to sweat built up in the "flaps" under them fun bags. Also there is not one damn thing fun about flapjack funbags.

Look at that bitch!!!! She has some seriously sick flapjack funbags.

by The Rabot April 22, 2007

flapjack and a cigarette

the action of vigorous titty fuck which includes the union of flapjacks(big saggy breasts) and a short thin pecker

"Bob, when was the last time you had a flapjack and a cigarette with your girlfriend?"

by weasel April 23, 2005

flapjack ass

The state in which one's posterior is so undeveloped and underutilized it then begins to resemble that of a common breakfast item.

Girl: "Have you seen Sally lately?"
Boy: "Yeah, she has a total flapjack ass!" booty flapjack ass

by muscleman_2020 August 30, 2016

Flapjack Bitch Shroom Party

A Flapjack Bitch Shroom Party is always set in a garage, VERY DANGEROUS, the Flapjack Bitch Shroom Party entails a bitch, first step is to flip a bitch in a 540 degree motion from stomach to back. Then quickly splurge maple syrup, on top of said bitch. (3-5 seconds is precisely the right time to splurge) After the splurging, conclude to shove mushrooms (sorted by size, first start with smallest) into the bitch's mouth. Thirdly, smash the bitches knee caps with a disco ball. After toss the remains of said disco ball over your head and start having sex.

"Dude me and my girl had the Flapjack Bitch Shroom Party done last week. You should try it!"

by IHasNoFriendz December 15, 2018

Flapjack titties

Sundried titties literal pancakes. Skin flaps with nipples

Damn that girl got hanging flapjack titties like sundried tomato s. She lost her her titties in a titty depository box. Looking like national geographic

by Jjfazz July 10, 2022

Flapjack pattywhack

When you ejaculate onto your lover's butt cheek and tell them their flapjack is ready...they turn around to eat it and you slap their ass as hard as you can exploding the pleasure juices everywhere!

My girlfriend said she was hungry during morning sex so I gave her a flapjack pattywhack.

by dab7713 July 6, 2016