flaked

to decide to "bail" or leave at the last minute

dude he totally flaked
he flaked out on us

by one cool bitch February 24, 2006

cake faced whore

a girl who wears way too much make up, and acts like a complete whore to everyone around her
she's a super bitch, and wonders why no one really likes her and just wants to have sex with her

Michelle is such a cake faced whore. No wonder her boyfriend dumped her at the party

by jamezors October 28, 2007

Fat-faced f*cking-slob

A person who is so fat they can't see their penis and they have trouble getting around, They still live with their parents after the age of 30, and they don't work.

“Dude, Jordie Jordan is a Fat-faced f*cking-slob. He still lives with his parents.”

by Johnny is a stupid af name October 4, 2021

cheese faced bitch

Similar to a mark ass bitch, a cheese faced bitch is generally an uncooperative woman that is constantly nagging a brotha.

Teacher-bitch: Tommy, where is your homework!?

Tommy: Leave me alone you cheese faced bitch. God damn!

by J-Bra May 15, 2009

hurt faced

to be so upset it shows in your facial expression.

"that bitch was straight hurt faced when i told her the business!"

by kalabeth_a_g December 21, 2008

Shawn Faced

Being highly intoxicated on opiates, nodding, and having a very sleepy look on your face. half shut eyes, and a slack jaw is common.

After I did all that oxycodone last night, I was completely Shawn faced.

by DjQurt September 29, 2010

Two-Faced Snake

This is to refer to a person who goes out of their way to betray peoples' trust. They are mean and go out of their way to be so.

That person is a Two-Faced Snake because they decided to go behind my back and betray me.

by KayMarie333 October 20, 2019