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Twitter fingers

Someone who acts big and bad on twitter but a complete Pussy in real life.
Bree–“ I was all cool with her until she had to go roll her twitter fingers and started talking shit.”
by turkeysandwhich12 July 11, 2017
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Fish Fingers and Custard

The only food that the Eleventh Doctor (Matt Smith) likes after regenerating. Amelia Pond has this in her freezer, and the Doctor finds it only after he tried almost every other food in Amelia's house.
I need... I need... I need... Fish Fingers and Custard!
by heyitsyouknowwho November 29, 2011
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trifle fingers

When you finger a girl who simultaneously has a yeast infection as well as being on her period
Friend 1: Hey Johnson you'll never guess what I got upto last night..
Friend 2: What Farhan?
Friend 1: I earned my trifle fingers badge!
Friend 2: Awesome bro, I got mine last week with your mother!
by A9S September 17, 2016
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Fingergate

When you use too many fingers and it destroys everything she knows and loves
I don't know who caused fingergate but Candy is still weeping
by Rev-C November 26, 2016
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Chode Fingers

Hey Dylan how do you dial a phone with those Chode Fingers.
by Heavy Toast May 22, 2009
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Trump fingers

After eating large amounts of cheese balls or Cheetos and coating ones hands orange one then grabs a women by her pussy.
I finished my bag of the Cheetos the other day and decided to give the next girl I saw Trump fingers. She was shocked when I grabbed her pussy with my orange hands.
by Carpetmuncher5000 September 16, 2017
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Salad Fingers

A movie known best on newgrounds.com, adored by the masses for its strange and sick atmosphere. It features Salad Fingers and his friends in a peculiar world created in both his fantasy and weird reality. David Firth, its creator, is literally the Ernest Hemingway of Flash, and yes, kung-fu, kick ass... whatever, kids are really shallow. Joe bastard, the only way you know everything about Salad Fingers is by watching every episode, and Van Halen wears spandex. A bit suspicious, no?
"I like it when the red water comes out."
"Hubert Cumberdale, you taste like soot and poo."
"It seems nettles have made the milk come out of my teat."
"I say, Milford Cubicle, would you like a warm glass of milk?"

Salad Fingers would pwn every bit of competition if entered in the Cannes film festival, I'll place money on it.
by Pillage Productions October 12, 2004
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