fellatio ratio

The ratio of females to males at any given point in time.

Chris Bees walked into the party and was super-stoked about the fellatio ratio as he barked, "I'm tots gonna cops some domski tonight bro!".

by Jazpah January 4, 2010

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Chick Fellatio

Eating fried chicken in an overzealous manner

That dude just went DOWN on that drumstick. That's some Chick Fellatio right there.

by Shamrock The Casba November 21, 2010

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inverse fellatio

A gentleman's term for the sexual position commonly known as sixty nine.

"Good morrow Bartholomew, how was your dame last evening"

"Well not to be too forward William, but we engaged in inverse fellatio for the first time and I have not been brought to climax so vigorously since my first whore!"

"Exemplary!"

by bigsnackman420 June 19, 2018

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Fellatio Fever

A highly contagious disease transmitted via the fecal to oral route that causes women to actively seek out and swallow penises whole, whether or not the blowjob recipients know these women.

I heard Fellatio Fever was going around and just yesterday this lady walked right up to me and pulled down my pants and started huffing on my hog in the middle of a busy sidewalk. We need a vaccine! NOT!

by Goosey Goose August 17, 2020

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On-the-go Fellatio

A fancy-pants way of saying "road head." Coined one night when returning from a movie theater, as a douche in a porsche received said act, by a top-heavy blond.

Dude, my bitch just gave me on-the-go fellatio on the way home. Hell yes.

by Alan Livingston December 5, 2010

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