feline of high convictions

gussied up pole dancers

We went to the cat house and checked out a feline of high convictions; two of us are still M.I.A.

by Politically Correct Forest May 30, 2020

Ferocious Feline

Overly horny or aggressive female
Similar to; Thirsty Monkees (male version)

Geez you are one Ferocious Feline, who let the lion off the leash? Down girl, down!

by HeyitzHelium May 3, 2022

polycythemia vera feline

Polycythemia Vera for felines is basically the same as when a human would get it. A cat produces to much red blood cells causing blood clots that effect the brain and heart causes their body to shut down. A cat that has Polycythemia Vera will have its life shorten and might only live 10 years. Cats that have this will need to be bleed every month, what I mean by that is that they need to take lots of blood from their body and then inject liquid into their body to produce more. That’s taking out lots of red blood cells so that they can survive. Keep in mind that this is a really rare blood cancer. I’m just writing what I know because my cat has Polycythemia Vera.. (I forgot to mention that chemotherapy is a treatment, not sure if it full treatments or if it has a big chance of killing your cat.. The treatment is around 250 not exactly sure. Also don’t take this information, I’m not a doctor and I don’t want to accidentally kill your cat, so please talk to a high experienced vet.)

My cat has Polycythemia Vera feline! I need to do my best to give her a great life.

by 💙Berry❤️ October 22, 2022

feline decline

This usually happens when one finds himself on a dry spell(lack of pussy) or has a hard time getting laid.

I haven't fucked a chick in weeks! It must be this feline decline.

Due to the feline decline jack had not been laid in months.

by dick jokeington October 2, 2014

feline

a male cat.

i got so many bad felines

by straggots suck platypus toes February 29, 2024

Stereo-optic Feline Manipulation

When two cats stare at you from opposite sides to get you to feed them treats

I opened a new can of cat treats due to them doing the stereo-optic feline manipulation method again

by Bopsybipsy August 18, 2024

fully functional feline

A cat with all the quirks and qualities of the feline species.

Friend 1: my cat is so strange!
Friend 2: is it a fully functional feline?
Friend 1: yeah.

by TitaniumTesticle May 5, 2018