Flavius Valentinianus

The real roman emperor from 375 AD to 392 AD

Flavius Valentinianus: Where is my heir: Sussus Amogus
Common soldiery: Sir, Sussus Amogus has been ejected into the lion cage
Flavius Valentinianus: Oh no! This is a death sentence

by ♥🗺☠ May 24, 2021

auto felatio

the art of sucking ones own penis. blow job by urself. must be extremly flexible or have a long penis

while i was using auto felatio i was sucking my own penis, it was great

by manno August 31, 2006

felation

the happiness a man feels after receiving oral sex

Doug: Tom was acting unnaturally weird today at work.
Tammy: Yeah, that's because he taught his dog how to give him head.
Doug: Ah so he's feeling felation!
Tammy: Yeah.
Doug: Also, you probably shouldn't talk about Tom's wife like that, Tammy.

by BirkMagirk May 5, 2011

Felationship

A relationship based on a male receiving oral sex from the other party.

We don't have much in common but we have a great felationship.

by bobsigmund August 7, 2012

Flavi

A guy with a personality that no one can be compared to. Someone who is outgoing, respectful, and will be there for someone no matter how bad it gets. A guy had class, passion, and will put the others to shame in bed. Very sexy and appealing.

Every day Tom tries to be a Flavi, but never had the skills to do so.

by jocko88 December 28, 2011

felacious

Defn: Behind close-doors sexual behaviour involving celebrities, copius amounts of oral sex and infidelity.

While not on the golf course Tiger Woods enjoys felacious activities in his Cadillac Escalade.

David Letterman was renowned for his felacious ways with female co-workers.

The PGA's squeaky clean image is being tarnsished as recent media hype say the PGA is a dark, felacious world.

by Greezey December 12, 2009

felatio

oral sex on a man - comes from latin word- fello-"to practice oral sex with"

personally, i favor the fellatio over the roman helmet

by big Pink May 27, 2004