firing eggs

to fart; the act of farting

Person 1: "Did you hear that?"
person 2: "Someone was firing eggs."

by quad3x1 January 24, 2022

firing wristers

Normally a term for taking a particular type of hockey shot, however in particular circumstances is a term for male masturbation.

Riley is so lame for not going out last night I bet he just stayed home cruising the internet and firing wristers….

by G-Daddy SchmoovG-Daddy Schmooe April 22, 2023

Guy Fiering

To cum in someones hair. In reference to Guy Fieri's shitty bleached cum-looking hair.

To Guy Fieri
Past tense: Guy Fieri
"... and before I came she moved her hair out of the way so I wouldn't end up Guy Fiering her."
"I somehow accidentally Guy Fieried myself."

by guyfierimeat June 13, 2015

British firing squad

When a bunch of men line up shoulder to shoulder and time a massive ejaculation on a victim blindfolded some distance away. Named for the similarly to the firing squads used by the British in the late 1700s.

Paulo, Christian, Vertis and I decided to give some whore we found the British firing squad treatment.

by Glock the Cock August 3, 2015

Firing on all cylinders

To sneeze, poop, and urinate all at once on the toilet.

Dave: Man Paul, you in the bathroom for a long time.
Paul: Yeah, I was Firing on all cylinders.

by Seems Like Science March 31, 2015

feining

The stage before dating, flirting over text

"Dude I'm feining so many girls"
"Lucky, man!"

by i <3 matt healy September 27, 2017

Rusty Firing Squad

There are a few ways to go about this, but the most efficient is to get directly behind your mate while executing the Rusty Chainsaw. Insert Anal Beads into your partner's stink hole. Place a blindfold over your eyes. Grab the end of the bead strand and pull outward fast in one quick motion. When last bead pops out, so too will a giant shit slug or greasy wet buckshot, which, based on good positioning, should hit you squarely in the chest. A real man takes it to the head.

Man, Rhonda got me good with a Rusty Firing Squad. I'm still picking peanuts out of my bellybutton.

by Luke McCullough December 9, 2008