BCS failure

An NCAA football team that annually gets into the big BCS Bowl games over more deserving teams, and then proceeds to lose, often badly.

Well-known BCS failures: Oklahoma University, Ohio State University

by Brosef Stalin January 5, 2009

Failular phone

When you are in an area with little or no service and your call gets dropped or is never made in a time of need.

Colleen was in the subway and needed directions ASAP but her failular phone didnt work and she didnt get her dream job!

by bricol7000 November 3, 2008

Failureology

The subject which asian parents learn to tell who is a failure by just looking at their life choices

Kid:Hey dad which subject did you like the most?
Asian parent:Failureology
Kid:Well am i a failure?
Asian parent:*gets out belt* yes

by Haker 💀 November 19, 2022

high school failure

Someone who never shows up to class and misses a ton of assignments in highschools

Wow Dalton you never show up to school so you must be a ... High school Failure

by ITSYABOI666 September 26, 2017

felluga king kima

a sex toy in which 3 dildos or vibrators on one path in to the va jay jay

Girl:"the felluga king kima was so big i felt like i was gonna cry"
Guy:"Yea. well i did"

by Heimlich February 27, 2008

Feil

Feil is the most thoughtful and loving person to know. She is very beautiful and deserves all the love. With a unique name that most people pronounce wrong *cough cough* feel/file (but that’s ok) she is a good hearted funny person who is a great listener and will always be a good friend (plus she’s good at keeping secrets). Never let go of feil she’s the one you want to be friends with till you die... but obviously she would want to die in space because to her that’s an amazing way to die and she would want a funeral in France near a castle. She would want to wear a beautiful gown (that she picks) and have Seventeen, Tom Holland, and Harry styles invited. Then in the end she will be cremated and set free in France living her ghostly life in a castle. Don’t forgetting to give her ghost gifts like brown sugar boba (she loves that). She will have hopefully lived the life that Rachel from Friends would of had in pairs before she left for Ross (smh) and would of gotten a cute French boy hahahahaha hahah anyways I got carried away but yes feil is a great crackhead you can have in your life. <3

I’m FEIL’s mini bob ross/crackyhead :)
She hot = feil running her hands through her hair

by Harleeeeen May 27, 2020

Filumpigus

Verb; Weird or wacky, to act erratic.

"Dude, did you see how Eden acted?"
"Bro, so filumpigus!"

by stupidclownman April 20, 2021