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United States federal government

Not Toni Neilson, or any other performance debater, or any debater other than the awesome Nirav Patel for that matter.
The United States federal government is not Toni Neilson, or any other performance debater.
by Trad Debater August 2, 2004
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Federalist

Malnourished, eight to twelve hours of back breaking labor workhorse of a man, still standing, kicked around by his own ungrateful people, fifty beer drinking, salt of the earth, ethical, self educated, rifle born, backwoods raised, sleeps in his boots, pissing on churches, what that's what there for?, angel-possessed demon of a man (haven't yet seen a woman of the same, close, but no), doesn't vote because a politicians job is to be a public servant so it shouldnt matter whom they are, fearing for YOUR future more than his own, no sleep getting, unwashed, unbaptised, kicked from the afterlife of valhalla, warned you once, tell you like it is, one man army type of son of a bitch That tries real hard (so knock it the he'll off) naught to just knock the teeth out of you special snowflakes.
Yeah bitchtits, I'm a Federalist, unlike the hipster want-to-be with the "don't tread on me" bumpersticker on his dodge charger.
by Cthulhu Rex October 5, 2018
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Federal Way

This is a quaint little establishment based mostly on the import and export of violent criminals and druggies. if you are there at night, you'd better not be white!
man 1: yeah i'm in federal way

Man 2: RUUUUUUN BITCH RUN!
by Farmergomezstrikesagain December 12, 2010
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Federal Diplomas

Legal tender (cash) in the form of legally minted paper bills.
n. Federal Diploma ->A single legally minted paper bill of a positive financial value such as a $1 bill, $5 bill, $100 bill, etc.
"Bob got a college diploma to get a job that will allow him to earn the federal diplomas that he will need to get a Ferrari."

"That stripper wasn't impressed by the number of inches of your junk; only the number of digits on the federal diploma you gave her."
by J. L. Franklin June 2, 2008
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federalcream

The jizz and or ejaculation of a government official.
President Trump shot his FederalCream at the audience during his speech.
by PTFE February 7, 2017
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Federal Gaslighting

When the government claims to be giving more in benefits, stimulus checks, or Cost of Living Adjustments…. But changes regulations so that the supposed change in favor of citizens is simultaneously recouped.
The check might be an extra thirty, but watch out for your other benefits—Bet it’s federal gaslighting.
by KittyColesium75 February 3, 2022
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