Fiddler Crab

Refers to a man who masturbates exclusively and excessively with only one hand giving him an overly muscled forearm and bicep on only one side.

I could tell that fiddler crab was right handed because one arm looked like Mike Tyson and the other like Steve Urkell.

by Beaver Nibbler July 7, 2011

second fiddle

Ones back-up girlfriend/boyfriend.

No song is as sad as the song of the second fiddle. (OR) She was being played as his second fiddle.

by moon doggie April 27, 2003

fiddle fuck

procrastinating, wasting time, or not staying on task.

Hey Rinaldo, stop fiddle fucking around and get over here. I need your help.

by electric32 December 22, 2007

kiddy fiddler

Usually a bearded, middle aged gentleman, who hides in park bushes and hangs around schools and playgrounds.
Sometimes wears a trenchcoat and nothing else underneath.

"So.....trick or treating eh?......I have lots of sweets inside."

by Kurt Malton May 18, 2004

fiddled

A word similar triggered. Used to express outrage and anger.

Venom Snake: Kaz got so fiddled after Mother Base blew up.
Huey: Yeah that was pretty funny lol.

by McDonell Benedict Miller April 22, 2017

Fiddle Whisper

the act of masturbation in formal attire

-did you see that guy fiddle whispering behind the bride

-yeah his dick was huge, hes a total fiddle Whisperer
- i wonder if it a Kayla D'amico Dick?

by NiggaBob Funpants January 27, 2011

fiddle arse

To stuff around, waste time, achieve not much,

As in " Hey mate, what are you up to this arvo?

And the reply " Oh not much, I'm just gonna fiddle arse around , playing a bit of guitar, browsing through Facebook "

by RonniP April 14, 2017