freezing my bollocks off

Another way of saying that one is cold.

Oi! Guvnor, I'm freezing my bollocks out ere

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 26, 2004

Freezing the Monkey

A term similar to masturbation as it is "freezing" or erecting the penis or as the term suggests "monkey"

My friend was caught freezing the monkey by his parents.

by Gay porm May 14, 2023

freezing

Any temperature where I have to wear close-toed shoes.

"I can't wear flip-flops in the snow? Wow, that's freezing!"

by AshleyTrouble May 21, 2012

freezing urine

When it is snowing or someone is peeing in the snow.

Did you see that girl freezing urine?

by Match Mitch March 2, 2008

Freezing Moon

Everything here is so cold
Everything here is so dark
I remember it as from a dream
In the corner of this time

Diabolic shapes float by
Out from the dark
I remember it was here I died
By following the freezing moon

It's night again, night you beautiful
I please my hunger on living humans
Night of hunger, follow it's call
Follow the freezing moon

Darkness is growing, the eternity opens
The cemetery lights up again
As in ancient times
Fallen souls, die behind my steps
By following the freezing moon, yeah

by Death Menace October 4, 2022

febrezing

being the only person in the room who isn't vaping. the flavoured odour acts an air freshener for the room, making the experience a win-win.

Anthony: want a hit bro?
Colin: Nah, man, I'm febrezing it.

by Wozy June 15, 2018

febreezifix

Febreezifix-to spray a deodorizer in the sign of the cross. Used as an extra precaution when trying to eliminate extremely foul odors. Especially aromas emanating from flatulence and bowel movements.

After a dinner of fine bean burritos, I used a febreeziifix of fresh spring air in the bathroom. Hopefully, the febreezifix will clear the bathroom of the eye-burning fumes.

Being our co-worker refuses to bathe, I blessed him with a febreezifix.

by jcustomcue February 28, 2013