suck a fat one

An insult telling the someone one to suck a d*ick

Person 1: Go suck a fat one!
Person 2: How fat?
Person 1: As fat as your mother
Person 2: Reported

by MeikSemith January 28, 2016

fat one

A penis, specifically a bulbous or "chode" like member. Less of a "shlong" more of a "wang".

"Slap a fat one in your mouth and STFU"

by Colly May 13, 2005

fat one

1) large penis 2) fat chick

I slapped a fat one with my fat one!

by MBC April 1, 2003

Fatneek

ksi

ksi is a fatneek

by nbvcklmno March 13, 2021

the fat one

The fat one is the proverbial "big, fat cock," usually used to describe something bad, often added on to "sucks" or "blows".

1:That song blows the fat one
2:this party sucks the fat one
3:it licked the fat one

by the only smart person in the world February 2, 2006

suck a fat one

When something really bad happens. Comes from suck and in this case it is sucking something big and fat. Used in the worst of situations when not much else can be said.

Doctor: I'm sorry, but you only have a few more months to live.
Man: Damn. That sucks a fat one.

by Anonymous April 10, 2004

Sleep Fatnea

a condition where an overweight person stops breathing during sleep because excess fat around their head.

My brother Don and his wife Bette suffer from Sleep Fatnea due to a high fat low fiber diet.

by pamslam May 12, 2009