A person who constantly plays Farmville and acts like they know everything about a real farm -- but all they do is live in the city, sit at a computer, and at a certain time, need to stop what they are doing to farm their imaginary crops.
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When one closes off a nostril (usually with their index finger or thumb) and uses the extra exhalation force in the opposite nostril to rocket a harden mucus projectile out of said nostril. Aka snot rocket.
When Bobby Joe was plowing the field he done got his nose all plugged up with dirt. But when he finished with the backhoe I'll be damned if he didn't farmer spit a boulder out of his nose!
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After three weeks of roaming the streets and interludes with multiple crack whores, Roger had developed a thick layer of Farmer's Cheese on his sack and the smell was rancid like Limburger and pickled onions.
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A professional who is able to design blueprints and diagrams while troubleshooting and diagnosing electrical problems in barns .
Capable of building just about anything for animals.
Performs preventative maintenance to avoid operational failures of electrical systems for farming related needs. Installs electrical wiring and gadgets in barns they build .
Assembles electrical parts and test fixtures and components that provide electricity to related instruments that best serve animals .
A farmtrician often has passionate and high standard for animals well being and feels most at home in a barn. He often behaves as if he was born in a barn.
One who has the goal of living off grid while working as an electrician .
A farmtrician is ofren dedicated to their work and work long hours, day and night . They don’t take holidays.
One who is talented at festive decorative lighting, particularly on barns.
A professional who is able to design blueprints and diagrams while troubleshooting and diagnosing electrical problems in barns .
Capable of building just about anything for animals.
Performs preventative maintenance to avoid operational failures of electrical systems for farming related needs. Installs electrical wiring and gadgets in barns they build .
Assembles electrical parts and test fixtures and components that provide electricity to related instruments that best serve animals .
A farmtrician often has passionate and high standard for animals well being and feels most at home in a barn. He often behaves as if he was born in a barn.
One who has the goal of living off grid while working as an electrician .
A farmtrician is ofren dedicated to their work and work long hours, day and night . They don’t take holidays.
One who is talented at festive decorative lighting, particularly on barns.
“ You can tell a farmtrician lives there , there are Christmas lights on the barn and specifically for the animals to see .”
“That there malfunction needs a farmtrician “ ( in response to anything farm related ).
“That there malfunction needs a farmtrician “ ( in response to anything farm related ).
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