fapathon

you fap till you flop

dave has done a fapathon before he flopped

by cuckechese69 May 14, 2021

Fapathy

When you would like the dopamine release of an orgasm but don't have the mental capacity to consider anything erotic. An existential horniness.

I would sadsturbate but I'm in an overwhelming state of fapathy.

by guerilla_linguist July 31, 2021

FAPatite

The amount of pornography it takes an individual to complete a fap.

36 Tabs open, dvd playing , and 4 magazines open on the bed, damn i have a big Fapatite

by sislovesmedia February 24, 2023

fatmatta

Fatmatta is a baddie, lul hoochie mama who knows how to get down. They also have BIG BUMS😍.

Person: “ Do you feel the ground shaking?”
Person 2: “That’s just Fatmatta twerking”

by anon._.baka November 19, 2023

fapateria

A place where you get/receive fap

Aye Mike I'm tryna go to the fapateria

by Def Not Ian March 2, 2024

Fapwatch

When something, relatively SFW (Safe for work), leads to you watching and masturbating for eg a hot news anchor reading the news - you are watching the news but also jerking off to the reporter.

AKA "fwatch"

It's almost impossible to not fapwatch whenever Sarah Nicole Davis or Lindsay Biscaia are reading sports or news

Yeah I blow big thick fat chunky loads when they are onscreen. Marissa Roberto too. Those women make a lot of money for their networks because men are not going to change the channel when they are on

by GermanGoon December 23, 2024

Fapathong

The fapathong is a sexual act in which you wear a thong while having an automatic masturbation device active on your genitalia for 6 or more hours

p1: do you wanna hang out today?
P2: no thanks I’m participating in a fapathong today

by WellSpankMyTaint October 9, 2025