Council House Facelift

The 'council house facelife' is a chavette style of hair. They pull it back into a bun with lots and lots of mouse and or hairspray and sometimes use burberry bobbles but this is a chavette sign

Chavettes do this They pull it back into a bun with lots and lots of mouse and or hairspray and sometimes use burberry bobbles but this is a chavette sign.

by Lucy January 10, 2005

Fabel

This is when your chillin in class and you start to get bored. so you write something down and sign it with FABEL. NO one will no except who you tell. You can also do a FABEL ROLL

WTF WHO WROTE THIS??? WTF IT SAYS SIGNED FABEL. DAMMIT WHO FABEL ROLLED ME?

by FABIO (RED) January 30, 2009

facelift

Word used to describe the sucking of ones genitals by another. See also blowjob and head

I caught my friend getting a facelift in the bathroom

by Jeff22 July 17, 2007

facelifter

Someone who recycles someones great facebook status/video etc as thier own in an effort to mislead someone into believing that they are really cooler than they are.

Shelly is a facelifter and a retarded douchebaguette.

by wackynacky August 18, 2009

Facelift

The debut release from the grandest band in all the land, Alice In Chains. It was released in 1990, and is a metal album. The tracks that can be found on this album are:
"We Die Young"
"Man In The Box"
"Sea Of Sorrow"
"Bleed The Freak"
"I Can't Remember"
"Love, Hate, Love"
"It Ain't Like That"
"Sunshine"
"Put You Down"
"Confusion"
"I Know Something (Bout You)"
"Real Thing"

Mind blowingly amazing vocals by Layne Staley, awesome bass from Mike Starr (better than Mike Inez, who would later replace him), excellent guitar by Jerry Cantrell, and great drums from the always entertaining Sean Kinney.

Other releases are Sap, Dirt, Jar Of Flies, Alice In Chains (also referred to as Tripod), and Unplugged.

Since its release, Facelift has reached Double Platinum status.

by Nikki [aka Layne's lover] December 12, 2008

facelick

The act of licking someones face against their will.

Often done by those known as Greg

"Dude! I just got facelicked!"

"Was it by Greg?"

by fargleblargle December 9, 2009

fakelationship

It's a "friendship" where you text, email, talk on the phone, and hang out pretty much constantly. In some fakelationships, you hook up while maintaining that you're "just friends." In others, it feels purely platonic, though the level of emotional dependence is way stronger than a typical friendship.

Joy: It's been 7 months, Jack and Jane have been dating yet never updated their single hood status on FB?

Simon: I think they are in a fakelationship!

by Rodie April 8, 2010