Fankled

Where one is sexually encountered in the rear by an amputee

Dave - What did you do at the weekend?
Me - I took a girl home on Saturday night.

Dave - Tell me more
Me - Well, things got spicy in the bedroom and next thing i know, she was fucking me in the ass with her ankle!"
Dave - What!!!!!!
Me - Yeah, she was an amputee and her foot was missing!
Dave - And she stuck it in your ass?
Me - Yeah mate, you ain't lived until you've been FANKLED!

by Inhervibrator 30 May 7, 2019

funcled

When your uncle takes you down to his basement and shows you a good time and teaches you the art of the penis.

Niko was funcled by Joe.

by Nego the Negro October 1, 2020

Fangle

Comes form the two words fake and angle. When a girls display picture makes her look attractive but in real life she is dam ugly.

ME:Have u seen her pic she looks pretty good
Mate: No dude, trust me thats a fangle. She is Ugly

by The Ferret from Hayes November 28, 2006

Fankles

Someone who has fat ankles, no definition between the calf and the foot.

Rosie O'Donnell enjoys probing with her fankles.

by dick fitswell August 22, 2003

Avenged Sevenfold Fanclub

A dangerous cult that doesn't allow you to listen to, or talk to, or even look at albums for any band that isn't Avenged Sevenfold. People usually tend to join this cult after going to an A7X concert, and their friends are left with no means of helping them. You can try to show them that there is other music besides A7X, but it will be in vaine. the best thing is, is to move on. It's similar to if they became a zombie, there is just no hope for them. It is their belief that A7X will come down for them in the next 10 years or so in a spaceship, so they can live in a place where good music doesn't exist.

"dude you've got to help me! i went to this A7X concert, and now these people in robes are telling me that i have to go live in their Avenged Sevenfold Fanclub commune. he's really convincing tho, he sais that they have punch"

by sirjamestitsmcgee February 7, 2010

Funcle

When your mum fucks your uncle thus, Funcle.

Chantal has funcle baby syndrome, her mum and uncle of bumped uglies.

by bobmarty December 28, 2022

Wang Fangle

Dipping your johnson in any substance that will come off on impact, such as paint (if you're brave), chocolate, etc...and slapping someone in the face so that it leaves a print. Preferably the harder the substance to wash off, the better.

That bitch got mouthy in the sack last night so I Wang Fangled her.

by Darklight February 26, 2004