Apple fanboy

A single-layered thinking drone originally thought to exist in only small numbers. To help them assimilate into the real world, a computer with only simple functions so that the drones don't get confused was created. Eventually, more products were produced after it was discovered that the number or drones are in the millions. While scientists have been unable to find ways to increase brain performance in this species, a corporation named "Apple" has had financial success in at least convincing that the drone specimen is vastly superior to that of everything else.

A specimen of "Apple fanboy" of this species will act partially retarded.

by Admiral Exellent June 6, 2010

fanboy

An individual who thinks that XBox, Star Wars, comic books, action figures, TV shows, and so on are life-or-death matters that require zealotry. Such behaviors go far beyond merely being a hobby or favorite pastime. These individuals feel that social skills are not required, and see no problem with becoming hysterical over meaningless issues. They often falsely believe that they are simply showing their "inner geek", as if their behaviors are charming and a source of enjoyable humor. They also often think they are clever, and that others "just don't get it". Fanboys frequently show the characteristics of an arrogant, pseudo-intellectual, going on for hours in a droning monologue.

"Dude, that guy on Lost last night got owned! Dude!"

"You are such a fanboy, dude!"

"Am not! YOU are the fanboy, dude!"

by Mike60955 September 26, 2006

fanboyism

The collective outlook and behavior of a group of people concerning a subject (movies, games, hardware, comic book characters, etc.) which when challenged results in an antagonistic, passionate, and unreasoned response.

Rampant Fanboyism can be found on most internet message boards when such hot button subjects are discussed. You know a fanboy when you see one.

Example:
Fanboy 1: "Stupid people didn't get this movie"
Fanboy 2: "If you didn't like the movie, you should'nt come here and trash it."
Fanboy 3: It's unrealistic because.....___(fill in the blank about how this movie about flying superheroes is unrealistic.___"

by Catperson June 18, 2007

Steam Fanboy

It's a definition of normies people who are fanboying Valve and Gaben to their hearts, this piece of trash launcher often got bugged, Valve didn't give any shit to fix their launcher, in facts the updates comes just for the sake of update for Valve to fools those Steamtard into believe this update makes Valve "cares" with their fans while in reality its not. Valve support also one of worst i've seen from any gaming company!!

Those Steam Fanboy is kind of toxic people who will attack anyone who says anything bad about Valve or Gaben because according to them Gaben or Valve is "never being shady, or doing anything wrong", but they will defend Gaben fat cuck liars with all of their life even though it means being sellout.

Steamtard also kind of people who bomb negative review a game which actually decent but at the same time giving postitive review and defending total garbage broken game like CSGO, Dota 2, TF2, and others game made by Valve which is totally hypocrites and ironic.

They are normies people who blindly follows anything about Valve and hyping it like crazy, they also people who claim overrated handheld console like Steam Deck is "true innovation" while actually Valve being fraud again because they are basically copying the products like GPD handheld which already exists for more than 5 years before they decided to make Steam Deck.

Conclusion: If you are PC gamers be normal fans, don't be like Steamtard because Steamtard are bunch of ignorant retarded shills !!!

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by no_salty_no_jealousy September 11, 2023

xbox fanboy

Normally a 12 year old who has never played a video game prior to HALO, and believes its the best system ever just because they think HALO is the best game ever.

I don't care if the XBOX has only 3 good exclusives....XBOX pwns PS2/NGC because it has better graphics !

by Ass Goblin February 10, 2005

Halo Fanboy

An individual who would make love to master chief if he existed (outside of their hearts) and will defend Halo for as long as the series continues. Pointless to argue or debate with as they will talk over you and feed you B.S

"You know Halo was only popular because it was the first fps on a console right ?"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO HALO IS DA SHITTT UR JUST BAD AT IT

"shutup fanboy"
"NO YOU SHUTUP I'M NOT A Halo Fanboy

by Supermicklovin October 12, 2012

fanboy

A passionate fan of various elements of geek culture (e.g. sci-fi, comics, Star Wars, video games, anime, hobbits, Magic: the Gathering, etc.), but who lets his passion override social graces.

At the mall I almost got mowed over by some Dragonball Z fanboy on his skateboard.

by Paul Horn August 22, 2003