True Or False

A rhetorical question often used by douchebags to state facts. The correct answer is usually 'true'.

1.

Greg - "True or false: I banged Cindy last night!"

Herbert - "Uh... True"

Greg - "Yeah! True! High-Five!"

2.

Fred - "True or False, Camels have three eyelids on each eye?"

Pam - "False!"

Fred - "Nope, true!

by Socko_Detheroc December 9, 2008

False Alarm

Is when you spot a chick that you think is working with something, that looks good from far away and then when you get a closer look she ends up not meeting expectations

Damn! she look like she got a donk oh wait........never mind false alarm :-(

by MandoBurger August 24, 2010

failed abortion

A failed abortion is someone who is so detestable, it should have been noticed before they were born and dealt with.

For some reason, they held on...

"He did what? Man, he's such a failed abortion."

by Beliatilo September 19, 2004

False Hope

To look forward to something that has a strong chance of not happening and you may or may not know it.

Im constantly given false hope when people say me and my ex will get back together.

by pctv October 11, 2007

False optimist

Somebody that keeps trying to tell you it's all good between you and them (despite every indication to the contrary) or that you've forgiven and forgotten everything on their end, even though you're not forgiving or senile by nature.

The real cynics are the ones that seem to think everything is okay with everybody all the time, or that everything will be okay, so people shouldn't worry. That is false optimism, and people (a false optimist) who think that way are not good liars.

by The Original Agahnim August 31, 2021

False optimist

People that are realistic about life might not make good liars either, but at least they don't put up a paper thin facade of being optimists where there is no good reason to be optimistic about something or someone.

A false optimist is the most negative kind of person around beneath the surface, but what's on the surface is everything to someone like that. What they have to show others for something is everything, even though it's phony.

by The Original Agahnim August 31, 2021

false sympathy

When someone acts like they care about you and understands what you're going through when in reality, they don't really give a single fuck.

G1: Gurl, it's okay, I'm always here for you, okay?
G2: Thank you but I think I'll be fine.
G1: That's what I thought. Bye, bitch! Have fun with your boring life. *walks away*
G2: FUCK YOU! I KNOW IT'S ALL'S JUST FALSE SYMPATHY YOU PLASTIC BITCH!

by crisairam June 19, 2016