faghouse

A real douchecock.

"He's such a faghouse".

"Naw, he's more like a fagdome".

by Laleocopter July 13, 2009

In the jailhouse

a term for a secretly-homosexual person who has already been looked down on, hated, or disliked for his views, opinions, or actions by people around him (thus he has been "put in jail") and is in a situation in which if he admits he is a homosexual, he will be or is afraid he will be hated or be treated even worse he is treated or despised now.

Mustapha al-Khalil (fictional person) is a 27 year old Saudi Arabia author/activist. Though loved by a few, he is well hated by many, especially his own Saudi countrymen, for his opinions concerning the role of Islam in Saudi Arabian and other Middle eastern societies (He believes that, ideally, Islam should have little if NO role in public society and if religion be desired, people should be educated about the beliefs and existence of other faiths with the freedom to choose and practice.), relationship of Arab nations with Israel (He believes that his nation of Saudi Arabia should have diplomatic relations with Israel.)and hates the Islamic customs in which women wear the hejab/burka/abayas. (He thinks that these religious customs in particular are unnecessary and just plain wrong for women. He hated the fact that his mother and sisters wore this.) so, again, he is well hated in Saudi Arabia, the Arab world and by Muslims all around the world. Another thing about Mustapha is that he is sexually attracted to young men like himself and he knows it, but he refuses to come out about his sexuality. Mustapha is not in the closet. Mustapha is in the jailhouse.

by pluto-planet March 2, 2009

jailhouse C-section

when your ass gets torn from anal rape.

Bubba : I'm about to give you a jailhouse C-Section

by LAGviewers November 3, 2012

Bulgarian Farmhouse

The act of receiving a blow job from a woman while your butt is filled with peanut butter and a small dog is licking it out of your butt hole.

"Spencer guess what?"
"what"
"Brad did the Bulgarian Farmhouse last night with Maggie!"
"Bro, that's Sick nasty"

by TorreyZac October 16, 2011

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by jasminericefan January 27, 2023

Jailhouse C-section

the stitches given to an inmates but hole after being screwed by another inmate.

Jim was in so much pain when he came out of jail. He had to get a Jailhouse C-section

by Ironman_1 November 3, 2012

Jailhouse C-section

While in jail, a maximus black D is inserted into the anus of the jail mate and tears the bottom of the anus to the testicular region and will require stitching.

Joe:"Yo Bubba raped my ass so bad that it tore and I had to get stitches."

Jeff:"Damn sounds like he gave you a Jailhouse C-section."

by TheLegendofAustin November 3, 2012