fake nigga

A nigga who aint real. All their stories are fake shit that never happened. They front like they're top shit when in reality they ain't shit

"Bro have you heard about the shit that went down on salmaan's trip?"

"yea man. I dont believe that shit tho, salmaans a fake nigga"

by mohamhed September 29, 2014

Fake people

Fake people are inauthentic people they don't care about anybody but themselves they will pretend to be your friend just to get someone where and they will drop you when they realize the friendship isn't benifet to them anymore. They are also back stabbers they lie to you in your face and gossip about behind your back to other people. And they are never there for you when you really need them everytime when you are in trouble they don't care to help you they are always so quick to turn on you when situations get real and serious they want no part of it. Their fake they only care for themselves. And every time you need them it's always a excuse.

You: Hey man I was wondering I need your help I got into something I got nobody else.

Fake people: You know what man.... No I'm sorry

..... Well ok... Wow

Is everything alright?

Obviously no I just told you what happened why would you ask me if you don't care to help me that's mad fake

Well I'm sorry man we can't be apart of that.

Then I guess I brought this up to the wrong person, so you know what I came to you because I thought I was talking king to friends people who was supposed to care for me but I guess I see true colors so I realize I'm talking to fake people.

by Neverstar June 12, 2018

Fake depression

When someone pretends they have depression for attention. They could post things like Bart Simpson crying with a caption saying “pls someone fucking kill me :(“ . A very common way to tell someone is faking it is if they always talk about having “mental breakdowns” or “crying fits” wherever they go. These people are disgusting attention whores so if you come across one just ignore them so they don’t get what they want.

Beth: hey Eloise, how was your night?
Eloise: oh well I was fucking crying my eyes out about the smallest thing. God I’m so sensitive. Why am I still alive.
Beth: fucking attention whore
Eloise: what?
Beth: you have such bad fake depression
Eloise: no I dont *pretending to cry*
Beth: oh fuck off

by honestlystop January 24, 2020

fake nigga hours

the hours between 9am to 5pm (Opposite of Real Nigga Hours)

that nigga was puttin' in some fake nigga hours

by CliccLiKe October 9, 2015

Fake kick

It's where someone try's to chill and kick it at someone's house but actually wants to know where they stay so they can shoot it up or something

Stranger: "Hey bro! Can I kick it at your house?

Chief Keef: "Hell nah!" You tryina fake kick!"

by RpCrM December 26, 2016

fake ass booty sucking hoe

A girl or guy who is fake and likes to suck a lot of booties.

Brandy sucked my booty and all my friends she's such a fake ass booty sucking hoe.

by Harrison Swiss February 1, 2018

test failed

When you drop and 8-ball, run out of ink, touch enemy ink, break the orb, break a fail balloon, run out of time oh my fucking god, and like 10 other creative ways for C.Q Cumber to kill you

You ran out of ink, test failed

by iddunno March 22, 2021