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facebooking

Facebooking- verb; wasting your life away by indulging in the world's largest, most counter productive, mind numbing, and distracting social media platform.

Etymology of Facebook-False Acceptance/Creates Entertainment By Obliterating One's Knowledge.
Brad won't stop facebooking, this is what caused his divorce, and the fact that he does not remember that he has kids or that he has his own house, but he now has 3,000 "friends" which really means he's lost and alone. God help all who are facebooking, they need rehab.
by zeus4391 August 25, 2011
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Facebooking

The act of spontaneously changing something for the worse even though little to no change has been asked for. All in the name of trying to make things better. Especially done by one in authority
Todd: dude you are facebooking right now, quit!

Jordan: i know they did ask for wasabi on their pizza but i know they want it and they'll like it
by chiddy3 November 18, 2011
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competitive facebooking

competitive facebooking is the act of checking in or posting on facebook to one up your friends, relatives, or other that have it better than you.
We checked in at a really nice place, and shortly after he checked in at the old haunt. I think he is competitive facebooking.
by no1special March 5, 2014
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facebooking

Using the social site facebook.com to chat, comment on people status,photos, updating on your status, etc I.e all the stuff you could do on facebook.
You facebooking when in class?
Right now am facebooking.
by Crissinty November 12, 2009
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Facebooking

Used by plastic surgeons when booking patients in for any type of facial surgery, be it the alteration of a nose, lips,chin or otherwise.
I'm booking you in for your nose adjustment Mr. Peterson. There you go, your facebooking is next sunday at 11:00.
by Literature Ninja May 22, 2009
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facebookin faggot

someone who tends to spend all their time on facebook.

looking at friends' profiles, commenting, or im'ing.

having the ability to give information learned from facebook, because of the hours spent being online.
Matt: Beats been on facebook alllll day cuuuz.
Mike: Yeah, he's a straight facebookin faggot!
by miiiirdock March 2, 2009
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facebookvite

An evite that is sent exclusively on Facebook.
Jennifer "I don't think that people will come to a party with one days notice."
Adam "Sure they will. Send out a facebookvite and everyone will come."
by Adam Woodard December 13, 2008
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