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Get the blood forward mug.When you try to make random people laugh and smile because it will release endorphins, and you know they will be kinder to the next person, and they to the next, and they also, and so on and so forth. One silliness makes a better world.
Jane loves to be constantly silly and make people laugh, even if they are laughing at her, because she loves to smile-it-forward.
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It's where a task is done half-assed without regard for the next person who comes along who is going to be totally screwed. A play on the Pay-It-Forward slogan.
Example: you buy a house and find that the previous owner installed a toilet with no shutoff valve, saving them $2.00 and a little bit of labor, but you come along after the fact and are now totally screwed by their actions if the toilet overflows and you need to shut it off.
You can also be the one to screw it forward. Example, on the last day of your job before quitting, your boss tells you to finish cleaning out some files but you just shove them back into the filing cabinet because you won't be there on Monday. So you smile and tell the boss "OK, sure" but you say to yourself, "yeah whatever...well I'm not going to be here anymore, so I'm just gonna SCREW IT FORWARD to the next person and they can deal with it...cuz I'm outta here!"
(Can also say fuck it forward or fucked it forward, as in: "Those guys fucked it forward pretty bad for the rest of us who have to clean up this mess...").
It's where a task is done half-assed without regard for the next person who comes along who is going to be totally screwed. A play on the Pay-It-Forward slogan.
Example: you buy a house and find that the previous owner installed a toilet with no shutoff valve, saving them $2.00 and a little bit of labor, but you come along after the fact and are now totally screwed by their actions if the toilet overflows and you need to shut it off.
You can also be the one to screw it forward. Example, on the last day of your job before quitting, your boss tells you to finish cleaning out some files but you just shove them back into the filing cabinet because you won't be there on Monday. So you smile and tell the boss "OK, sure" but you say to yourself, "yeah whatever...well I'm not going to be here anymore, so I'm just gonna SCREW IT FORWARD to the next person and they can deal with it...cuz I'm outta here!"
(Can also say fuck it forward or fucked it forward, as in: "Those guys fucked it forward pretty bad for the rest of us who have to clean up this mess...").
That guy is a half-ass motherf*cker...he just screwed it forward to the next guy by not installing the right equipment to save himself the trouble.
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Get the screwed it forward mug.A name that usually implies awesomeness, though it can also include annoyance and younger brother-iness as well.
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Get the Foard mug.1. n. Any member of an elite family with a line of ancestors all of whom are attributed to notable actions, events, time periods etc. Famous examples include: Daniel Boone, Both Lewis and Clark, and Moses
2. n. a name used to describe a person who demonstrates any outstanding measure of courage, integrity, intelligence, honesty, loyalty, improvisation, talent, musicianship, sexual prowess, humor, self discipline, patience, dependability, heroism, or character.
2. n. a name used to describe a person who demonstrates any outstanding measure of courage, integrity, intelligence, honesty, loyalty, improvisation, talent, musicianship, sexual prowess, humor, self discipline, patience, dependability, heroism, or character.
"Did you read about that guy in the paper? He rescued three babies from a burning building while simultaneously talking a suicidal woman off of a bridge. He later went on to play a show at a small local cafe that ended up attracting more people in one night than any concert in the past eleven years. After the show he announced that all of the collected ticket money would be donated to various charities. Hoards of women flung themselves at him, but he chose only one to spend his night with. Paramedics say that she would have died of sexual exhaustion had it not been for his six hour effort to save her life. She has been hospitalized for the first recorded case of chronic blissful euphoria. Can you believe this guy?"
"Of course, he's a Foarde."
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"Of course, he's a Foarde."
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