Explosions in my Pants

See band: Explosions in the Sky

(listening to Explosions in the Sky, aka Explosions in my Pants)

Guy: Whoah!
Guy2: What's wrong?
Guy: What? um...nothing (looks down)
Guy 2: Dude, don't worry it happens to everyone their first time.

by Zenigma December 13, 2009

explosive diarrhea

It is a feeling words can not explain....cuz you swear it is coming out sideways and your spine is about to break...and your legs are horizontal like a rocket is shooting out of your ass

I just had explosive diarrhea last night and it hurt.

by Colin Fitzgerald May 17, 2003

explosive diarrhea

A mostly liquid rectal discharge of significant force and velocity resulting in fetid splatter throughout the interior of the toilet bowl, almost always accompanied by an intensely foul, gaseous emission caused by the violent release of putrified colonic gas. The relief from bowel pressure experienced after such an assplosion is usually offset by the burning sensation of anal itching known in the vernacular as the "Ring of Fire."

A morning after bout of explosive diarrhea confirmed that Vietnamese cuisine wasn't for me.

by pedrosian January 6, 2009

explosive diarrhea

This is the process of releasing waste at high rates of speed. Often creating a horendous stinch and sound. The sounds come out in either spurts or vibrating jitters cause from the pressure of the expelling of the waste making the cheeks of the anus flap together. The after effects of the diarrhea results in much comfort and relief from the pressures that was held inside the stomach and the intestinal track.

As I was sitting on the toilet I realised I had explsice diarrhea when I noticed much build up of pressure and a loud gasious sound released, also the flowing of much waste from the whole of my anus.

by Chandler Heath May 6, 2003

Exsplosive

1. To be able to combust or ignite releasing a high amount of force

2. The slang exslosive refers to diarhea (pardom the spelling) and how it can either come horribly fast or all at once where it turns your new white toilet into a spray painted brown object you dont wanna touch

1. C4 and Fragmentation grenades are both exsplosives

2. If I have to give an example of exsplosive diarhea then thats sadd. seriously

by phatkid1221 December 1, 2009

explosive diarrhea

A time when you shit so hard that it all comes out of your ass at once..most of the time leaving your ass more pooey than a whole roll of T.P. can handle

MOM!! I.....need more T.P.

by James Lowe June 4, 2004

Explosive Diarrhea

noun. A ferocious eruption of liquid shit that usually ends up everywhere but the toilet. Colors range from orange to mustard brown.

"Anthony missed his class because he was busy spraying anal secretion on the walls from his bad case of Explosive diarrhea."

by ISHKABIBBLES May 15, 2007