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Ereptile dysfunction

1) An elektronic reptile doesn't function the way it's supposed to do.

2) An online reptile creature that has a bug and therefor doesn't have the interactions and function its supposed to have.

3) A reptile that can't get hard when trying to have coidus
A lizard that can't get its tail up.

Eva: I'm trying to make this work but it seems that your lizard is having an ereptile dysfunction.
by close2human December 20, 2014
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Ejectile Dysfunction

noun
1. A failure of storage media, particularly aged obsolete devices, characterized by an inability to achieve an ejection from the host device.

2. When a floppy disk releases its limp ropy material into the slotted box receptacle. This accidental discharge destroys the desirable of both members, often resulting in the indefinite partnership of the devices and the generation of a new storage system in time.
My VHS tape just had an ejectile dysfunction with my combo TV/VCR! I would have pulled out but the unit had already shot its silky viscous wad all over the place without warning.
by MoleMan_0828 April 20, 2016
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Ereptile dysfunction

The dysfunction of only being turned on by reptiles.
"Did you hear that Juan only gets turned on by reptiles?"
"Oh yeah, he has ereptile dysfunction"
by BigethBoi September 1, 2020
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Electile dysfunction

When someone suffers from confusion about a presidential candidate's qualifications and can't get up to make a decision and vote.
I can see why this 2020 presidential election most people are suffering from "electile dysfunction."
by debash120754 October 31, 2020
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Electile Dysfunction

Dysfunctional (so-called) 'Representative Democracy' by Election, widespread in most countries.
It'll take the Tauranga more than a year to recover from its Electile Dysfunction of June 2022
by PartisanZ June 20, 2022
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eructile dysfunction

The inability to burp or belch.
Tom: I feel like I need to burp and just can't.
Craig: I think you might be suffering from eructile dysfunction.
by BuffDudeTotally February 22, 2024
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Electile Dysfunction

The inability of an elected official to perform their job and serve their constituents. Thus leaving the constituents feeling dissatisfied and forcing them to take matters into their own hands in order to achieve a happy ending.
The senator suffered from electile dysfunction leaving the citizens frustrated and forcing them to deal with the problem themselves.
by Madame Monet April 6, 2025
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