erectile disfunction

Pp no go SPROOOOOING

My penis doesn't get hard, I have erectile disfunction

by LimeLoaf November 2, 2023

eructile dysfunction

The inability to burp or belch.

Tom: I feel like I need to burp and just can't.
Craig: I think you might be suffering from eructile dysfunction.

by BuffDudeTotally February 22, 2024

Electile Dysfunction

The inability of an elected official to perform their job and serve their constituents. Thus leaving the constituents feeling dissatisfied and forcing them to take matters into their own hands in order to achieve a happy ending.

The senator suffered from electile dysfunction leaving the citizens frustrated and forcing them to deal with the problem themselves.

by Madame Monet April 6, 2025

Errectile Disfunction

A Errectile Disfunction is the opposite to a Errectile Malfunction where you have a errection and you see or think of something and it immeditaly makes your errection go away or it is where something is so discusting it completely turns you off.
Most common causes of Errectile Disfunction (for chris jacklin):

1.the drip
2.Terry
3.Resting hot cups of tea on crotch
4.Gays
5.Errectile Abuse

"the drip touched me i have Errectile Disfunction now"

by Zaky November 27, 2006

ercetile disfunction

what happens when a guys gets a pice of cotton stuck into the tip of his penis

Bradley suffered from erectile disfuntion for several weeks because he thought it would be fun to stick a Q tip in the tip.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

neuro-erectiledysfunction

The inability of your brain to translate the desire to "get it on" into the muscular activation of doing so. It fails to excite the antigravity muscles, such as the gastrocsoleus, levator scapula, and the penis.

My buddy had his mojo stolen by his girlfriend, now he's got neuro-erectiledysfunction.

by Neuro-geekus January 16, 2016