enraged panda sex

When two obese people have really hardcore sex

Me and my wife had some enraged panda sex last night

by The cream on your yams 461 February 26, 2017

engagement chicken

a special chicken dish with magic properties, causing boyfriends to propose to their girls. Made famous by Glamour magazine in the 80s and many couples have experienced the witchcraft of engagement chicken since then, including Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. A popular recipe for this lemon-herb chicken can be found by Ina Garden, who has confirmed its magical powers.

Beth: "omg he just proposed, we're getting married!"
Ashley: "wow when did he propose?"
Beth: "after I made him engagement chicken"

by solitairestardust November 30, 2017

Helping Endangered Nigerian Tigers At Ireland

It means HENTAI; (H)elping (E)ndangered (N)igerian (T)igers (A)t (I)reland

Bob: Man, I love Helping Endangered Nigerian Tigers At Ireland!
Rob: You just like watching hentai and jerking off, don't you Bob?
Bob: Yeah...

by omgdragonz July 16, 2015

Won't Engage

Used to describe a person who will not have sex with you no matter what you try.

I'm trying to get my gf to have sex with my but she won't engage.

by Godfree0000001 September 22, 2010

engagement

(1) in war it is a battle
(2) in courtship it is a surrender

(1) Captain Kirk said, "Mr. Scott, I need more power! Prepare for battle engagement!"
(2) I can't believe John gave up his life like that, now that girls sucked him into engagement. Sad...

by G-Spot! September 16, 2003

Endangered

Someone who could die at any moment, especially when dangerous people are around.

Don't shoot him down, he is an endangered species.

by Solid Mantis March 5, 2021

engagement ring

the tool of true love. used to tell somebody you want them to be yours and for you to be theirs forever, to be used VERY carefully (unless you are drunk and in vegas, hopefully you can return it then), should be at least 3 months salary from work and 6 months from mind (one usually does figure out whether they will want to marry somebody in a short amount of time but if you wait it works out better, you might even make it to ten years)

man 1:i want to pop the question to my girlfriend

man 2:did you get her an 'engagement ring?'

by itlnboy October 18, 2010