A bukakke in which a group of ewoks (preferrably 5) stand on top of each other an ejaculate on the face of Princess Leia. On Endor, of course.
"Man you know when Luke wasnt watching them Ewoks was bustin out the hardcore fuckin on Leia. Hell, i bet they did a Ewok totem bukakke"
by Skippy European November 28, 2003
Get the ewok totem bukakkemug. When a mature Star Wars fan evaluates their childhood nostalgia and recognizes that there are awful parts of the franchise.
After watching Episode VII: Return of the Jedi with his son, Bobby had a Come-to-Ewok moment and realized that the ewoks, were in fact, not awesome.
by Pancakeoflust February 28, 2017
Get the Come-to-Ewok momentmug. The secret porno George Lucas was filming, but was never truly funded. It is said to be the most expensive porno to date and George even said that just like Episode 1 to be very disappointing.
by Mintberry Crunch November 18, 2010
Get the Jar Jar and Ewoks make a pornomug. by DaHolmes November 28, 2023
Get the Ewok Momentmug. When your significant other goes out of town and you get wasted and indulge in the sci-fi fascination you’ve been hiding.
My boyfriend went out of town for work and I drank a copious amount of wine and was Ewoking until the sun came up.
by lanae242 November 11, 2021
Get the Ewokingmug. 
by DaHolmes November 28, 2023
Get the Ewok Momentmug.