A bukakke in which a group of ewoks (preferrably 5) stand on top of each other an ejaculate on the face of Princess Leia. On Endor, of course.
"Man you know when Luke wasnt watching them Ewoks was bustin out the hardcore fuckin on Leia. Hell, i bet they did a Ewok totem bukakke"
by Skippy European November 29, 2003
When a mature Star Wars fan evaluates their childhood nostalgia and recognizes that there are awful parts of the franchise.
After watching Episode VII: Return of the Jedi with his son, Bobby had a Come-to-Ewok moment and realized that the ewoks, were in fact, not awesome.
by Pancakeoflust March 01, 2017
The secret porno George Lucas was filming, but was never truly funded. It is said to be the most expensive porno to date and George even said that just like Episode 1 to be very disappointing.
by Mintberry Crunch November 16, 2010
Lord Ewok is the king of the ewok, he rules above all & can ban anyone or kill at his disposal, he is the all mighty kind we shall all bow for. Fear everyone has to him, with his aprentis prince ewok he rules the borders of the known universe.
Me:Ewok is coming!
Atomic: that gay ass is kill
Ewok kills him
Me: I love u no homo
Ewok: I am lord Ewok, the ruler of everyone
Me: yes my king
Atomic: that gay ass is kill
Ewok kills him
Me: I love u no homo
Ewok: I am lord Ewok, the ruler of everyone
Me: yes my king
by ObviouslynotFELIPE June 02, 2020
("ewok" is an anagram of "woke". The term comes from a warring, primitive bear-like lifeform in the Star Wars movies who were aggressive and tribalistic)
by Content-ment411 October 30, 2019
by DatguySkii January 28, 2025