Foodstamp Escalade

Your on government assistance but you drive an nice car.

The welfare recipitent was driving a foodstamp escalade.

by Robb Yo Momma March 29, 2004

horizontal escalator

A weird movement during sex made by the male which resembles a moving walkway and requires very minimal thrust.

That guy last night was doing the horizontal escalator. Long story short, "I didn't give him my phone number!"

by aerdnaharas January 8, 2009

escalator music

Elevator music with a better or more pronounced beat.

Joe had nothing but escalator music on his iPod, but said that Janice was worse because she had Eiffel 65.

by TheLastPunslinger October 23, 2005

Coming down the escalator

A phrase used to describe the first in a series of very bad decisions.

I can't help but feel like he might be coming down the escalator...

by Δεκλαν October 5, 2020

escalade

an overpriced version of tahoe. also comes in ext and esv, are based on the avalanche and suburban

Escalade: look at me! I only cost 55k
Tahoe: you idiot, i'm the same thing for only 30k

by octopus August 24, 2006

Escapading

An adventure with Roy

Girl 1: what are you doing tonight?
Roy: Escapading!! Its going to be a crazy night.

by Roy Toy January 25, 2009

Escalade

A.K.A. Lade: A large American SUV based on the GMC Suburban and Yukon models. Favored particularly by hip-hop stars, as they can accomodate more members of their crew than a Ferrari or luxury sedan.

The grille of the Escalade looks better than that of the GMC Yukon.

by EJL December 13, 2003