rectile dysfunction

dick dont work right

man 1: "i have erectile dysfunction"
man 2: "that sucks"

by TheTalkingWallThatLikesMemes February 12, 2021

Electile Dysfunction (ED)

The state of impotence and abject disinterest toward the political elective process.

I ain't gonna vote, I can't -- got ED.
ED?
Electile Dysfunction (ED). Had it since Regan.

by Phil November 30, 2005

Erectile dysfunction

When a man's penis is unable to get hard, when a man has difficulty getting or keeping an erection. There are many reasons for this but one such reason could be when you see someone so ugly and unattractive that you have a hard time becoming turned on again after seeing something so repulsive. The only way to fix this is to counter the horror that you have witnessed with the most drop-dead sexy girls that never fail to turn you on and will help to erase the repulsive imagery from your mind.

After I saw Kamala Harris' nude photos, I had erectile dysfunction for over two months.

by Cornpop was a bad dude July 19, 2022

erectile dysfunction

A made up condition that makes ugly or fat women, who don't satisfy their men, feel like it's not there fault.

"Hey Becca your totally super disgusting, no wonder Bob can't keep his pecker hard."

"Its not cuz i'm revolting, he just has an erectile dysfunction. So its his fault, just like everything else."

by graham crackaaa March 12, 2013

correctile dysfunction

When a woman says a thing in a meeting and the conversation continues without acknowledging it. Minutes later a man makes The Very Important Original Contribution of saying the exact same thing.

My male coworker has the worst case of correctile dysfunction; any time a woman has a good idea in a meeting, he comes up with the same thing and acts as if he thought of it all by himself.

by Dr. Jo January 13, 2019

clitoral dysfunction

When a clitoris is SOOOO big that it doesn't work. This means that the clitoris is unable to perform it's duties as a reliable soldier.

"That bitch was so dirty, she had clitoral dysfunction. She was simply repugnant."

by DirtyGash February 15, 2014

cellrectile dysfunction

When one becomes a social outcast, or severely socially crippled. Their cellphone is unavailable, and they suffer from missed txts, calls, or IMs.

"Man, since I dropped my cellphone in the toilet the other day, I've been suffering from serious cellrectile dysfunction.I don't know WHAT'S going on"

by sarniakid October 8, 2008