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Predictile Dysfunction

Predictile dysfunction (PD) means that you cannot get and/or maintain a prediction. In some cases the prediction becomes partly firm, but not hard enough to actually perform. In severe cases of PD, there is no movement in the prediction at all.
The media had a bad case of predictile dysfunction when projecting Hillary w to win the presidency.
by KS Dilydalier January 24, 2017
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Cocktile Dysfunction

Suffering from a soft floppy penis. Unable to achieve a stiffy.
All that whiskey gave me cocktile dysfunction.

I had cocktile dysfunction last night so she had to suck a softy.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
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Reptile dysfunction

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by Bennnnnna2 March 8, 2020
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Bogial-Dysfunction

The state of being continually, and unalterably bogus as a mf -
Otherwise known as being terminally bogus.
Yo, you got bogial-dysfunction if you think shorty fya.
Avani has a severe case of bogial-dysfunction.
by Dr professor bogus October 6, 2022
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Weapon of Mass Dysfunction

A person or object that causes high levels of problems for people, organizations and groups.
John Swanson is such a screw up he is like a weapon of mass dysfunction for our group.
by Coolest Man Alive July 19, 2011
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Erect titty dysfunction

When ones nipples become erect for no specific reason. This may also apply when ones nipples cannot become erect even with stimulation.
It’s so hot out but my nipples are still hard! I must have erect titty dysfunction!
by Jasminesquirrel November 14, 2018
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Demand Dysfunction

What Is DF?
Demand Dysfunction (DF) is a bacterium that causes dysfunctions in the membranes of the body. It is tough to treat, as it is most likely to spread, like most ROBLOXian infections -- or -- because it's resistant to some commonly used antibiotics.

The symptoms of DF depend on how long you have traded demand for. DF effects the membranes of the body, like the brain and spinal cord, making it hard to walk, having an obession with demand, and major mood swings.

Even though DF is not that serious and could be cured easily, it could spread if delayed treatement, making symptoms worsen as time goes on. These symptoms could become potentially life-threatening.

What Causes DF?
DF is caused by a bacterium known as demandiliaso, which is a quick spread throughout the body if untreated. Usually, this is caused by constant demand obession, like Void Star or CF, which opens your immune system up to the bacterium.
Benny: WTF
Item: Bro does RD have Demand Dysfunction?
by 󠀀 March 5, 2019
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