Dermatitis MacBookensis

The heat rash occurring on the ventral portion of the thigh after Mac Book Pro users spend more than 15 minutes seated with the computer on their lap.

When John's friend noted the skin discoloration caused the by the overheated Mac Book Pro, John supplied the diagnosis: "Dermatitis MacBookensis. Soon as I finish this paragraph, we can turn it over and make quesadillas."

by Pancho Doll March 5, 2007

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contact dermatitis

Epidermal abrasions and/or inflammation, caused by contact to cement or asphalt at sub-terminal velocities.

See road rash

Move as quickly as possible... then hit the ground.

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by schimschone March 11, 2005

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dermal anchor

A new way or piercing that can be done anywhere on the body, hence the name "dermal." You can get multiple dermals to make the shape of something, such as a star. A single dermal on the finger is also popular as a "dermal ring." It usually requires a curved piece of jewelry to act as the "anchor", the piercer slides the curved part under the skin and all that is seen on the surface is your jewel or ball. It cannot be removed by yourself, if you do it'll scar really bad, you need to have it surgically removed, or very carefully by a professional.

"Dude did you see Aarons dermal anchor?"
"Yeah its fucking queer, who gets dermals in the form of something?"
"Yeah and it bled like crazy."

by abby tobey May 8, 2008

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