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Dermatitis MacBookensis

The heat rash occurring on the ventral portion of the thigh after Mac Book Pro users spend more than 15 minutes seated with the computer on their lap.
When John's friend noted the skin discoloration caused the by the overheated Mac Book Pro, John supplied the diagnosis: "Dermatitis MacBookensis. Soon as I finish this paragraph, we can turn it over and make quesadillas."
by Pancho Doll March 5, 2007
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contact dermatitis

Epidermal abrasions and/or inflammation, caused by contact to cement or asphalt at sub-terminal velocities.

See road rash
Move as quickly as possible... then hit the ground.

Note:
Author and urbandictionary.com not responsible for injuries resulting in personal exemplification of this term.
by schimschone March 11, 2005
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dermal anchor

A new way or piercing that can be done anywhere on the body, hence the name "dermal." You can get multiple dermals to make the shape of something, such as a star. A single dermal on the finger is also popular as a "dermal ring." It usually requires a curved piece of jewelry to act as the "anchor", the piercer slides the curved part under the skin and all that is seen on the surface is your jewel or ball. It cannot be removed by yourself, if you do it'll scar really bad, you need to have it surgically removed, or very carefully by a professional.
"Dude did you see Aarons dermal anchor?"
"Yeah its fucking queer, who gets dermals in the form of something?"
"Yeah and it bled like crazy."
by abby tobey May 8, 2008
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Derms

A term for a fail sause warrior.
Shit did you see that newb derms.
by Boris Greasyham May 23, 2008
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duem

It's dumb but spelt duems cause the b left, e and s wanted to be a part of the word. Then s left so it's just duem now
Badge: Hey Stiff, you know your really duem?

DJ Stiff Turnboards: Yeah I know, wah wah waaaah :(
by Badger Whipness May 5, 2009
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dermaleche

The crusty white skin that collects under the lid of a gallon of milk.
"This milk must be old it's got dermaleche!"
by echo_se7en August 18, 2009
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Dermabondage

The application of surgical adhesive to wound
Doctor, are you ready for dermabondage?
by C/RRN October 4, 2017
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