An individual who isnt even worth the effort to call a douche bag. Completely oblivious to the fact that everyone around him/her hates them and talks crap about them all the time, Pretty much a sorry individual.
by WHATEVVVVV May 21, 2010
Get the Douchermug. Douchers are your basic, everyday douchebags. Self-unaware and socially inept, Douchers are overly materialistic to compensate for what they lack in character. Everything they own is excessively large and/or loud (eg., Hummers, Powerboats, Trucks and Jeeps with excessively large wheels and lift-kits, etc.)
In conversation, Douchers can be seen talking with their hands and flexing their muscles to distract the other person from listening to their socially retarded jargon spewing from their mouths. They are completely unaware of their behavior, but to the other person it's obvious unless they are also retarded douchers themselves.
Douchers are borderline homosexuals in the sense that they're too retarded to even realize they're gay. They diss and leave their girlfriends alone all the time to go hangout in the gym for hours with their "bros," where they perform ambiguously gay acts to each other such as smackig their asses with towels and lightly tapping their balls in the locker rooms. Giggling and abundant laughter typically follows each ambiguous, homosexual act because they fucking love it. After long hours of bromancing, they return to their girlfriends where they immediately turn into assholes, kicks her around and takes their repressed, homosexual tension onto her.
In conversation, Douchers can be seen talking with their hands and flexing their muscles to distract the other person from listening to their socially retarded jargon spewing from their mouths. They are completely unaware of their behavior, but to the other person it's obvious unless they are also retarded douchers themselves.
Douchers are borderline homosexuals in the sense that they're too retarded to even realize they're gay. They diss and leave their girlfriends alone all the time to go hangout in the gym for hours with their "bros," where they perform ambiguously gay acts to each other such as smackig their asses with towels and lightly tapping their balls in the locker rooms. Giggling and abundant laughter typically follows each ambiguous, homosexual act because they fucking love it. After long hours of bromancing, they return to their girlfriends where they immediately turn into assholes, kicks her around and takes their repressed, homosexual tension onto her.
by anathema July 5, 2019
Get the Douchermug. The combinations of Dirty + Doucher
DIRTY - when someone for no reason does you dirty or (wrong)
DOUCHER someone who is an (asshole, Douche Bag, Dip Shit, numb nutts, team killer) usually a male with a very small penis and a complete lack of common sense or decency.
DIRTY - when someone for no reason does you dirty or (wrong)
DOUCHER someone who is an (asshole, Douche Bag, Dip Shit, numb nutts, team killer) usually a male with a very small penis and a complete lack of common sense or decency.
by Technoide June 12, 2011
Get the Dirty Douchermug. by PeachPie45 October 27, 2009
Get the Douchermug. a self centered jerk, A guy that thinks hes better then everyone else, a guy that cheats, a man whore, A guy with a small dick that acts like its big! ,A dumb guy that smokes and drinks ALOT, A guy that lies about everything and can't be trusted.
by gurlzthtdgaf March 7, 2011
Get the Douchermug. by austin's lover July 18, 2010
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Get the Doucher than a body washmug.