douchebagging

the act of being a douchebag.

"did you see how he's treating his girl?"
"yeah, man. he's douchebagging. forreal."

by AesthicQueen September 21, 2011

douchebuggery

When some douchebag comes along and buggers up something that is valuable or important to you through a combination of ignorance and arrogance plus a measure of intent.

After his election, Obama committed many acts of douchebuggery against the country.

by Harold LeCat February 10, 2014

doublebagger

a person so ugly that in order to have sex with them you have to put a bag ove their head and a bag over your head in case theirs falls off.

Your momma is so ugly i bet your daddy had to doublebagger.

by G January 23, 2003

Domino Effect of Douchebaggery

A term used to describe how one Douchebag will cause others around him to become Douchebags.

Mike used to be such a great guy until he started hanging out with Chris, now he's a complete Douchebag. That's Chris' Domino Effect of Douchebaggery for you.

by RDMac April 3, 2011

douchebaggious

To be chock-full of thoughts and ideas that securely solidify your position as a douchebag. see: kenny melvin.

"Nice one, Canaan. Glad you don't feel like you need to add to the pensblog by posting some inane story everyone's already read or making some douchebaggious comment about someone or something.

source: Jeff from Korea (creator)

by Canaan August 16, 2007

Douchebagel

Similar to douchebag but to a much greater extent as it suggests that the diameter of the aperture or sphincter through which the "douche nozzle" would pass is roughly the equivalent of a typical New York style bagel.

Yes, that midget is a douchebag but the dude who stabbed me is a douchebagel.

by Bootie Barker March 28, 2008

Douchebagery

adj.; the act, actions, or status of being a "douchebag"

Tim was being such a jerk, that I couldn't stand his "douchebagery" anymore and I punched him in the head.

by Josh Meyer May 6, 2006